I don’t care for 4-4-2
Cos Bajcetic is coming for you
Trent’s more than a number 2
MY MIDFIELD, I’M IN LOVE
Salah’s tearing you apart
MacAllister’s our beating heart
Curtis Jones is playing his part
MY MIDFIELD, I’M IN LOVE
Diaz is Great
Zosboszlai’s our number 8
Elliott doesn’t hesitate
I don’t care if you attack
Cos we defend from front to back
Jurgen he’s not looking back
MY MIDFIELD, I’M IN LOVE
Let me know what you think?
Instrumental on YouTube in case you need it
Need to add a lyric about Caicedo, mate.
Couldn’t wait any longer to post it - I have a gap or two for the new signings! I reserve the right to edit it 
(Sorry Harvey)
As long as the player has the right number of syllables!
Would you sing it on the Kop is the question…
Matty seems to think it needs a few drinks first!
Probably, I was only kidding it gave me an excuse to post my favourite Robert Smith moment outside of the Cure’s discography.
So, here’s the real culprit 