Best action you have ever done on this forum, 
Maybe one day you’ll do something worthwhile, but I won’t hold my breath.
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Is it a full moon or something? Why is everyone (myself included) being so bitchy lately?
Nature abhors a cantankerous git vacuum…
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I’m fine with it 
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Too bad you would do the world a favor if you do …
Seriously if you hate me that much, despite almost never interacting with you, that you’d wish death on me on a public forum, why do you not just put me on ignore and pretend that I am dead.
And let’s let that be the last word on the matter, yeah?
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Seems like the weather is really getting to people…
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So does my dog.
Not sure what’s going on, but since yesterday, the likes I’ve given disappeared when I move to another thread.
Is it like WhatsApp when you switch on disappearing messages.
Unrequited love 
And that’s why I’m back, just as cantankerous and even more of a git than before. 
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Welcome back mate.
It’s been far too positive and youthful around here lately.
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He may not be the cantankerous old git we need, but he’s the cantankerous old git we deserve.
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I get the cynical and git and am prepared to pay the cantankerous, but I have question marks over the old. Show us young whippersnappers some real ol’ man stuff.
There’s no point. Youngsters these days never fucking listen.
Checks out. [Notices musty smell accompanying your more recent posts]
Ok oldgit.
Hey! I smell very good, actually. During the summer months, I always wear Un Jardin En Méditerranée by Hermès