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Great, even in Portugal :triumph:

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A man has reportedly died from an “extreme orgasm” after he passed out while having sex with a sex worker.

Malawi man Charles Majawa lost consciousness during sex with a woman in the district of Phalombe.

Local newspaper Nyasa Times reported the 35-year-old died shortly after doing the deed, with a post-mortem officially determining the cause of death as an “excessive orgasm”.

The sex worker reported the death to police after speaking with her colleagues.

Police and a medical examiner from Migowi Health Centre viewed the body and confirmed the cause of death on August 18 last year.

A post-mortem report listed the cause of death as being due to “excessive orgasm which caused blood vessels in the brain to rupture”.

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Well, at least he went out with a bang.

I’ll get mi coat.

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Burmese security forces moving in the background, I got to admit I laughed !

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*Includes the UK

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Outrageous, flagrant, vulgar…gross injustice. Opposition leader poisoned by State sent to prison for breaching an Order he could not comply with because he was poisoned.

Totally predictable outcome, there’s no such thing as justice in Russia.

Suppose so but doesnt stop the outrage; shameless. The whole world knows the real deal, but they carry on. Go on deny it :wink:

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Good statement from Borris. EU much too weak on this important matter .

Of course, words are easy, particularly when you already have a strained relationship with not much more to damage. The only thing that Kreml will care about is the money in London belonging to Kreml’s upper echelon getting seized or at least some sort of strong monetary sanction. Still better than nothing. Latvia and Lithuania has the answer, but everyone knows what will impact Kreml and what will probably not make Putin and his friends care at all: Lithuania and Latvia urge EU to sanction Russia for Navalny sentencing | Reuters
EU knows too, but sanctioning Russia is very expensive and then there is NORDSTREAM 2. Probably too important…

Another victim of Covid job loss.
Hope you can get by until something comes along Jeff.

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Really sad what goes on behind the scenes.

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Now that is a true hero.

May he, finally and belatedly, rest in peace.

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Baby Facepalm GIF by MOODMAN

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I’ve seen this movie before

Dark Waters GIF by Imagine Cinemas

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Is it true you lot now are being encouraged not to use the term breastmilk, instead use ‘humanmilk’

Lol

Please say it’s true, been a while since I’ve seen a good ‘it’s PC gone mad’ rant

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Rant away.

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