Isn’t “midwives” sexist?
Shouldn’t it be “mid-birthing-parents”? 
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HOW DARE THEY MAKE MINOR CHANGES TO LANGUAGE THAT WILL BE BARELY NOTICEABLE BY ME!!!
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Anyway, in our house it was always a visit to the busty buffet.
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Are you taking bookings?
Asking for a friend.
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Calm down dear.
Any child that tries chest feeding off me is going to be very hangry.
Angry enough to be spitting out hairs.
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The world has gone bonkers.
What I would like to see is a transsexual or gender or what they call a guy who has his private chopped of to create a vagina, grow a child inside of here, giving birth to it and breastfeed the child.
That will be the day I will call a trans whatever a mother or birthing parent that chest feeds. Until that day it is all PCBS to me. 
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Haven’t you seen Junior (1994)? 
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Suppose we agree that while an alternatively gendered non-female can’t actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody’s fault… not even the Roman’s, but that he can have the right to have babies.
It will be symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
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Using My chest for breastfeeding is like Impossible Meat. It has all the looks but none of the good stuff.
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what an absolute piece of shit this postman is.
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I apologize but i saw key words like “bad fall”, “royal”, i think of the humpty dumpty rhyme
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So, do I now have to ask for ‘Chicken Chest’ at my butchers?
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Are you assuming its a chicken? How dare you
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He should be sacked, absolute disgrace.
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Don’t be so shocked. It’s just another of @WooltonRed 's fowl mouthed comments.
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Today in Singapore, we also held our Total Defence Day, an annual remembrance of our surrender this day in 1942 to the Japanese. It serves to remind us of our ancestors’ grit and determination to overcome the worst of times and that we can too in this current pandemic.
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Roses are red
Penis is blue…
A man’s penis was left uncontrollably swollen after he tried enlarging it with a metal ring for Valentine’s Day. The unnamed hopeless romantic wanted to impress his date and had heard a simple trick using only the contents of his toolbox could do the job.
Instead in a horror turn of events, the metal rings became stuck, forcing medics to carefully slice through it with a metal-cutter. He told medics: “I was terrified that I would need my penis amputated. It had swollen so much that I thought it would burst.”
The man from Bangkok, Thailand believed that by putting his penis through a nut, it would enlarge and strengthen it by forcing blood into the glands. However, after using baby oil to slide his member into the nut, the next day his penis started to swell. He began experiencing pain and was unable to remove it. Eye-wincing pictures and video show how medics had to use a metal-cutter to slice through the nut, as the man clung to the bed rails in pain. The operation took over an hour.
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Just listening to the news that Thames Water removed a fatberg near Canary Wharf and that it was the weight of a small bungalow. Now the si unit of measurement for fat bergs is domestic dwellings, I remember the good old days when it was cars.
Areas of trees is measured in football pitches and other si units include double decker buses and Olympic size swimming pools. Anyone know any other useful units that save us the trouble of using the boring metric system?
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Wales is often used as a unit of measuring deforestation in the Amazon rainforest.
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