…OR a head the size of Birkenhead :0)
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The hamburger index for comparing cost of living in different countries
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Might come out as bit dickhead but, Boris as measurement of incompetency?
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The size of Wales, Israel and Rhode Island always seem to pop up.
The fingers on one hand is a unit of measurement used to reference the number of European Cups won by any English team not called Liverpool.
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Looks like Henry will be announced as the new Bournemouth manager shortly… Full marks for a pundit taking hold of the shitty end of the stick.
Will be interesting to monitor how his preaching and expert advice translates into actual performance data from 11 guys with differing mind-sets interpreting his instructions, when they come weighed down with the expectations of a whole club, fanbase and world-wide media analysing his every move.
On reflection, we are so lucky to have Jurgen at the helm, irrespective of all the gobshites out there in TV land trying to give him a hard time… Carragher included
So League One it is for Bournemouth within 18months then…
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I’m interested to see how he copes instructing players who will never be at the level that he got to?
Similar to Hoddle, even as a manager well after he retired struggled to coach players as even then he was still better than they would ever be and struggled to get his ideas across as the players were never good enough to do what he wanted
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This shit brought a tear to my eye. Seriously, man, I can’t stand much more!
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Who knew explosives explode???
Meanwhile, a baby is about to be born sans father.
I hate to be that guy, but our species survived for tens of thousands of years without this nonsense…
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The newest and latest Darwin Award winner.
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I said in the Room 101 thread on TIA about hating all this malarkey. Back in the day you’d get someone to knit a new baby a cardie, some booties, gloves or a hat when they were born and a keepsake for their christening. Then baby showers started happening and then gender reveals. Where will it end? Will friends be invited to the conception? SMH 
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Some people do better with a cheering crowd, eg. LFC.
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Sounds like the voice of experience there…
From your ‘Dogging’ days maybe! 
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My daughters back, happy Dad and happy grand dad. 
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Bless you all. Don’t annoy the ladies much, okay??? 
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Makes me feel sick that he’s lived for so fucking long.
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It happened to utd, they paid a record fee for a top drawer centre back and all they got was a sack of shit.
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