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‘Don’t mess with cats’ I learn’t that a long time ago. You just can not win.

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I don’t own a cat!

Well not any more…

Don’t ever tell anyone what you did to it.

Have you seen ‘don’t mess with cats’ on Netflix?

Sorry, never heard of it. Just looked it up on Google and it sounds a tad dark…

On a completely unrelated note, how is it living in France - I ask as someone thinking quite seriously about taking the plunge!

No one owns a cat.

Although plenty of people are owned by cats :wink:

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What a shit job…

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Wonder what they do with it…

Probably denazify it first

Put it in a massive poo~tin.

Another data point suggesting he has cancer/another serious illness and doesn’t want to risk this being found out

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Or avoiding anyone building profiles on body doubles.

I wonder what they do when he has diarrhoea…

It would probably be possible to make a poison that targets his specific DNA and remains harmless to the guys either side of him… I wonder if his bodyguard guy compares and chats with his mates in the pub about the differing size of the logs etc
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I find the end of this dispute oddly sad. A couple of generations of Canadian and Danish sailors have been leaving drinks for one another.

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Being a West Londoner, i feel this personally. The 72 gone, but never forgotten. May the families of Grenfell get justice soon. It has been 5 years.

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hell of an insurance claim, that one…

Could be wrong but I read somewhere that the owner was not able to get an insurance for the vessel…however, I could not find anything related to insurance on transporting it.

Election Committee lawmaker Chan Pui-leung said if the owner had bought an insurance policy to cover the vessel’s towage during the voyage, it could seek compensation for total loss, as the vessel had sunk in deep waters and would be difficult to retrieve.

“Since Jumbo was towed by tug boats, only the latter were required to have third-party liability insurance coverage. Any insurance for the restaurant itself is not mandatory,” said Chan, who is also general manager of China Taiping Insurance (HK) Company. “If the vessel was insured for protection and indemnity, the owner could claim compensation for the ship’s total loss due to running into an accident.”

Lawmaker Chan Kin-por, representing the insurance sector, said Jumbo’s owner would probably not be able to get the vessel insured as its market value was difficult to determine.

https://www.msn.com/en-xl/news/other/owner-of-hong-kong-s-iconic-jumbo-floating-restaurant-could-claim-compensation-if-vessel-had-been-insured-analysts-say/ar-AAYJtwx

jesus, mary and Joseph…

:rofl:

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