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He is such a twat!! Along with Von Daniken, what a pair!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Ha…ok… No Problem with that… Good to think some of my posts actually get read… :0)
… but you do know that the 12" version of the record (the one with the supposedly timing issue) wasn’t released until 2/3 weeks after the 7" version? (the one he stopped playing midway through, and called ‘obscene’), and which had already been played over a 100 times on Radio 1…
The Radio station panicked because Mike Read had made such a monumental statement on his live programme… Rather than be seen to be prejudiced against the lyrics that contained gay sex, they diluted the excuse down to ‘timing issues’…! If they had failed to do so… a whole can of worms would have been opened up about every individual ‘near the knuckle innuendo’ of each and every other record played throughout their history of broadcasting, and would have been questioned…
If you check out Wikipedia on Mike Read, they show the diluted version of events, but if you google newspaper and magazine articles of the period… they lay out the truth of the matter…!
It was actually the ‘Guffaw’ he made about it at the time, that pushed it up the charts…
The pomposity of this guy knew no bounds…
Back then when things weren’t so PC, he had no need to act the way he did…

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Austrian city ‘Fucking’ renames itself ‘Fugging’.

Killing all the fun.

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Wtf, how is this still happening? Utter disgrace.

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Loved this section from Wikipedia

Here’s one of the UK’s proud contributions

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You’re all just taking the…
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… river Piddle at Piddlehinton
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Not far down the road from Heart’s Delight

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I wonder which way she’s going,depends on whether she’s single or not i guess.

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Stop being so anti-tory :grin:

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Haha. I think the posts where I criticise the government, the Conservatives, Johnson etc must be invisible to some sections on here. Almost like they’re only able to read and take in what fits their prejudices :roll_eyes:

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I put forward a rather inappropriately named submission from South India to these weirdly named places.

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Odds on it gets a jizzin cock and balls drawn on in black marker :rofl: but maybe thats more UK!

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Bloody alien space travellers always end up in the USA. Next a shop/restaurant and gift shop in the middle of nowhere.

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Apparently, there is a similar one found in Romania.

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Well, the one in the USA did mysteriously disappear. :thinking:

I can’t imagine anyone sneaking it across the Atlantic by hiding it under their coat on the plane… Maybe you could stuff it down your trousers, though.

“Is that an alien monolith in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?”

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We’re being invaded

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This is going to be some stupid viral marketing gimmick.

Personally I’m hoping Arthur C got the dates wrong and 2001 was 20 years out.

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Wha…Toblerone Silver?

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