Nope, I still blame the aliens 
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Pretty sure that when the aliens land to conquer us, they will have softened our resistance with viral marketing.
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My favourite stop on the drive Down East
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Pretty sure the aliens came to Earth looked around and said fuck this place it ain’t worth the hassle.
Pity they left Trump behind though 
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They left him behind as a test, which the Americans failed on behalf of the world, electing him in the first place. Strike Force Razorhead have been traveling towards Terra ever since 2016. Their mission on arrival is simple enough.
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We always like to keep our Abbots separated from our whores.
We sent our Hos westward. Probably with the pilgrims.
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A Taiwanese man was forced to part with his PlayStation 5 last month after his wife discovered that he had lied to her about it being an air purifier, Taiwan News reports.
This heartbreaking story comes courtesy of Jin Wu, who turned out to be the lucky recipient of Sony’s next-gen console. Wu detailed his interaction on Facebook, claiming that one day after agreeing to buy the PlayStation 5 from a reseller in person, he called the individual he believed to be a man on the phone only to hear a woman pick up.
After his brief conversation with the mysterious woman, Wu could ascertain that she didn’t know much about the PS5, but was adamant about selling it, even at a remarkably low price. While he doesn’t specify just how cheap she was willing to go, the Digital Edition costs $399 and the Ultra HD Blu-ray disc drive version will run you $499.
When he arrived to their agreed upon pick-up spot, Wu was greeted by a middle-aged man. The two discussed how he was able to get his hands on such a highly sought after device. “Did you buy two? Otherwise, why are you selling it?,” Wu remembers asking the man, who fell silent before coming forward with the truth, saying, “My wife wants to sell it.”
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He should buy some bollocks with the money he got.
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Let’s see!
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This is actually getting freaky.
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A collective calling themselves The Most Famous Artist are apparently taking credit.
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I was close, but not close enough, he does look like a cock! £45k and you can have one. Thanks anyways Sherlock 
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A neighbour of mine made one this past weekend!
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Life sentence with a minimum of 8 years for killing a 7 year old child.
Fucking heartbroken for the family.
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That is absolutely not justice for that little girl or her family. The case needs to be referred to the Attorney General because it is most definitely ‘unduly lenient’.
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Schizophrenic? Presumably will mean going into a secure hospital rather than prison?
If the Defendant had a history of paranoid schizophrenia, how was she looked after, medically?
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This is the problem here, offender lacks capacity and this reduces culpability. Still though, one must guess, release is mostly unlikely ever as a return to capacity would have to be sanctioned by a psych.
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@Kopstar @Barnestormer bowing to your greater knowledge of the Law.
When a civilised Society fails to protect children something is really badly wrong.
The killer will apparently only be released to serve the prison sentence when deemed mentally fit(or whatever the correct term is).
Albanian immigrant killing an innocent child will be used by some but this kind of case has happened before with UK nationals.
The system has failed the killer as well.
Really breaks my heart for Emily and her family.
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