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We need a puking emoji.

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Not only that: make him look after the young trees until they are big enough to be self-sustaining. He could actually learn something useful from this.

:nauseated_face: :face_vomiting: :nauseated_face: :face_vomiting:

Lets be fair - we know that the cooking process kills all the nasty bacteria etc - its the bits of grit/broken away asphalt I’d be keen to avoid! Not that that makes what he’s doing okay - far from it!

His business should be shut down immediately, the disgusting prick.

https://twitter.com/ChaturGPT/status/1717036464364728673

Way to go, I suppose!

Brilliant!

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Cultural misappropriation!

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Talk about being dumb

How did he get on a plane with a gun in his hand luggage? I’ve been stopped from (inadvertently) carrying nail clippers.

Yeah , have and to check in a Swiss knife set once because they wouldn’t allow that in flight as well.

He might have come to HK via a connecting flight and been only checked once (and that’s a place where its legal to carry a firearm concealed)

Either way , entitled and stupid.

A bit more explanation given.

But how can the firearm not appear in the metal detectors in two different countries ?

It’s a serious security breach if that’s the case.

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Had a chuckle at him calling it an “honest mistake.” Is there anything more American than absent-mindedly packing a gun? :person_facepalming:

https://x.com/ListerLawrence/status/1718575854974890412?s=20

… or just don’t buy a porsche …

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But how else will portly middle-aged men with dodgy combovers find a trophy wife?

Won’t somebody think of the midlife crisis?

I can think of easier ways to move your fridge to a new apartment
Now all he has to do… is get it up three flights of stairs :0)

Cool!