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There certainly should be a law against Aussie.

I might have to rethink if the korma brigade are staying too.

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Nah, they’re welcome. I might even teach them how much better a Japanese curry is compared to Indian or Bangali curry :wink: :rofl:

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I’ll just move AN_L right next to the aussies.

No need to fret, I’m going to kidnap you and take you with as a emotional support animal.

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Being outnumbered by ‘convicts’ suddenly looks like the better option.

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Yeah, well wait till he starts licking his balls and humping your leg.

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https://www.bloomberg.com/news/newsletters/2024-11-22/putin-s-assassination-targets-revealed-in-declassified-memo?srnd=undefined

Part of being a responsible pet owner is neutering your pets, so i think that should put a stop to any ball licking :rofl:

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FIFY

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Talk e ticket, get in line behind me

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WTAF???

A woman who kept her baby daughter in a drawer under her bed until the child was almost three years old, has been jailed for seven-and-a-half years.

When social workers found the toddler, she had matted hair, deformities, and rashes and, her foster carer said, “did not know her own name”.

Chester Crown Court heard the mother had hidden the baby in the drawer of her divan bed so the child’s siblings and her boyfriend, who often stayed at her house, would not find out about her.

A social worker said in a statement that when she saw the child sitting in the drawer and asked the mother if that was where she kept her daughter, the woman “replied matter of factly ‘yes, in the drawer’.”

She was “shocked”, she said, that the mother, who cannot be named to protect the identity of her children, showed no emotion and “appeared blase about the situation.”

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Bring back the birch

Take away the other children…and sterilise…Do Not Produce Any More Children…

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