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Ah, The Sun and Daily Mail. Must be true, then.

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Probably not, totally fabricated probably :roll_eyes:
Anyway, there are far more outrageous headlines about loony climate protestors being jailed to worry about

Musk is building a better one on Mars. You not invited.

Thank fuck for that.

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WTAF? :banana:

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Crypto entrepreneur, says it all.

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If everyone is moving to Mars except Cynie, can I opt to stay on Earth with him?

Just to annoy him, not for any other reason like people being fucked and will fuck up Mars

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I’d rather stay on Earth with Cynnie and Aussie.

That’s how much I detest Musk.

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Fuck. I’ll be outnumbered by convicts.

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Have no fear. I’ll back you up.

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There certainly should be a law against Aussie.

I might have to rethink if the korma brigade are staying too.

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Nah, they’re welcome. I might even teach them how much better a Japanese curry is compared to Indian or Bangali curry :wink: :rofl:

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I’ll just move AN_L right next to the aussies.

No need to fret, I’m going to kidnap you and take you with as a emotional support animal.

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Being outnumbered by ‘convicts’ suddenly looks like the better option.

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Yeah, well wait till he starts licking his balls and humping your leg.

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https://www.bloomberg.com/news/newsletters/2024-11-22/putin-s-assassination-targets-revealed-in-declassified-memo?srnd=undefined

Part of being a responsible pet owner is neutering your pets, so i think that should put a stop to any ball licking :rofl:

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