THE ANFIELD NOISE

Ole’s at the wheel...The Man Utd thread

Ole’s at the wheel. And here he is…

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I had the strangest of ideas.

The biggest strength of Manu is that the refs give them free kicks and penalties, if the opponents even breath on these guys. While they got a penalty kick specialist, the free kick specialist spot is open. And you know, who is the best free kick specialist - Harry Wilson.

We can sell him to them for an initial 100m and 1m bonus everytime Harry scores.

I know, it’s the strangest of ideas, boderlying on stupidity.

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Gary the plank thinks we will finish 3rd this season behind the two manc clubs, no big surprise there . :grinning:

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Predictions and football management.
Two things Gary Neville is shit at.

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Imagine an ex red commenting in the media taunting the utd lot and gushing that the bitters would finish above them in first,silly twat.

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Aside from playing, he is shit at every football related stuff.

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after hearing what Gary Neville said, I’m now pretty worried
as this guy reallly know his football,

Fans and staff at Valencia FC will back me up on that… :laughing:

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I’d have thought Gary might have learned his lesson when he said we wouldn’t win it last year.

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I hope my post about Goldbridge talking about his boner was brought over.

Took me fucking ages to type that out.

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Harry Maguire at home in the new kit.

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Solskjaer is a manager not a coach. He does less coaching now than ten years ago. Only barely paraphrasing his words from the BBC Football Daily podcast interview with Mark ‘Red Manc’ Chapman. Make of those words what you will, but revealing that he’s doing less in any core activity of a ‘manager’ in the biggest job of his career at the so-called biggest club in Britain is um…revealing of the man and manager.

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You’re missing the matching anklet that makes loud noises when he gets within 50 yards of a Greek.

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If you want a good laugh, read pp. 15-21 of the Game week 1 thread on the Caf.

They say all the shit those who know deep down they are shit say.

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I see United fans are shitting the bed after losing 1-0 to Villa yesturday in a friendly,screaming for Ole to start buying big.lol

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So, that’s what Matthew Kelly is up to these days :thinking:

Probably better sticking to Stars in their Eyes :laughing:

Some gems from RedCafe after the Thiago deal was confirmed:

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