I remember a few years ago about a guy in work bragging about the new Cannon camera he had just bought because he was getting interested in photography… Needless to say, for weeks he never shut up about this newfound hobby and how good he was with his camera… At the works Xmas party, someone mentioned to his wife about him becoming such an expert and he seemed to be putting others to shame with his expertise…
She said not to take any notice of him as his first 24pictures were of his right eye and he still hadn’t improved much on that 
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Unbelievable eh! 
Fuck that.
Poor Apollo. About a year ago he had what looked like a black head on the middle of his back. It was scab like, but had a grainy pus under it. We drained it cleaned it and moved on. It scabbed back up but nothing more, but we got back from a weekend away last week and it had all of a sudden grown in size . It’s now the diameter of an old 50p piece and thick. Im nervous because it looks now like a melanoma and he’s at an age where things can go downhil fast.
We’re going to vet this afternoon for a check up so fingers crossed.
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Looks like a scarf.
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Trainer John ‘Shark’ Hanlon takes his horse HEWICK into a bar for a Guinness…
Barman says to the horse… what’s with the long face :0)
Will get me coat :0)
Can’t wait for the commentator to keep repeating this :0)
By popular request from @Iftikhar here is ‘Silly Little One’.
I’m a bit lucky here originally ‘Little one’ (downstairs toilet) was held up in the downstairs toilet and probably hibernating until the heating came on. It’s cold in the toilet and I reckon he wanted to get to the lounge where it’s warmer. 1st spotted unmoving at the front door and 24hours later in the middle of the corridor on the way to the loungs.
He/she doesn’t move much or very fast, just slow wriggles, surely due to being cold. I mean 1.2meters in 24 hours is pretty pathetic. He/she will be in danger if it makes it to the lounge, I might not see it.
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This might be it until spring time, hopefully ‘Big One’ will make an appearance, no macros with him/her it runs off if I get too close.
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‘Silly little one’ has made it to the lounge. He must find a better place than my entry and exit (I’m doing the detour the other way at the moment).
He/she had a piece of crisp stuck to a foot, I pulled it off and now it wiggles much better and can move as fast as a snail.
Hopefully it will climb a wall eventually so as not to be on the floor.
My daughter just told me via ‘whatsapp’ that she squished one whilst she was staying with me so I’m a little sad, must have been ‘little one’ upstairs toilet now ‘dead little one’.
‘Silly little one’ in my walk way.
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i haven’t seen ‘silly little one’ for about 3 days now so I presume he/she has found a nice comfortable spot out of my way to hibernate in (or what ever they do). I reckon at that size they might need to feed a bit then again they are cold blooded and there’s plenty of miniscule spiders coming out now that ‘big one’ isn’t scoffing up.
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All the dogs I’ve had just loved rolling and eating very smelly things, then trying to lick my face. YUCK!
That dog jumping reminded me of a friends dog, loved jumping up for sticks … till one day it came down and a branch on the ground went up it’s … took a while to pull it out. 
WTF…!!!
Mum turns dead piglet into real-life piggy bank with hole in spine and stopper on bum - Daily Star
Cost of living crisis.
Didn’t you show us these last night in that picture of the meal :0)
If you google ‘cat’ on your phone, there is a paw print which appears. If you press it then press at random places on the screen then little paws will come in and leave paw prints.
This is entirely useless, but felt obliged to share.
It apparently also works with dog, but I have a cat.
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Does it work with turtle 
too, I have one 
I often have a turtles head.
