That’s a frigging massive school.
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Fixed it for you.
By contrast the player Van Dijk had to outjump to score was Mykhailo Mudryk, basically a YouTube player signed as a punt, another human part thrown into this random football generator.
Class
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Beautiful… 
'As the moments ticked down to the restart Liverpool’s players formed a huddle near the halfway line. At which point the Chelsea team, already in formation, seemed to realise that actually that’s the kind of thing we should be doing and abruptly shuffled in to form an even tighter, more righteous blue huddle, like a clingy new couple offering up a performative show of affection around the dinner table.
It happened again in the next interval, this time even more wildly, a full staff huddle, as though one of those Derbyshire games of village bladder-ball had broken out mid-final. And in that moment it felt like a perfect miniature, an emblem of what this Chelsea FC footballing entity is, basically some men chucked together without thought or chemistry; and resembling more than ever here the most salutary lesson in waste, greed, and how not to build an elite sporting team.’
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It was pretty sweet waking up this morning knowing that last night stacks up against some pretty fucking outrageous matches from the JK era…Dortmund, Barcelona etc…
Not so sweet trying to get any work done today…
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That is not McConnell
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18 likes is making me wonder if people are believing this?
The video is of a 16 year old Irish boxer
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Quite tall for a 16 year old isn’t he?
I’m 6’2 and haven’t grown since I was 16
That is Tadhg O’Donnell the Irish boxer but never mind 
I guessed it was fake but it still gave me a chuckle.
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I thought it was fake because despite all our jokes, he’s nearly 20.
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Oh, come on
It’s dramatically awful.
His name vaguely resembles water in English. The pitch is therefore mostly some how covered by him because of globe = mostly water. Its terrible.
I thought it was meant to be read the other way around, i.e. Endo basically covers all the land. Which is a pretty accurate description of his play, really. Just everywhere.
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Fuck me, I think I’m beginning to warm to talkshite!!
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There’s some absolute vitriol on Twitter and Facebook today about us, mainly around the booing of the national anthem, and a ticketing glitch (which Chelsea had as well). I should just stay away from those platforms. You look at the profiles of these people, and you have to wonder how some of them can be in the jobs or things they say they are, when they come out with stuff.
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This real? Really is still at school?
No he isn’t