Pre and In Match | Manchester United v Liverpool | PL Match Day 3 | Monday August 22th 20:00h | Old Toilet

Midfield is like my garden gate wide open.

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Hope he’s broke his leg for that delay

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That bus should’ve made a u-turn after all those bricks and other heavy objects were projected at the windows…

One goal out of nowhere please.

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Salah has finally moved into a CF position and has caused more problems for United in the last 3 minutes than we have for the rest of the game combined.

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It’s good to hear that you live in a safe neighbourhood :slight_smile:

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But we are making him look like Messi.

As are the officials.

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That isn’t bounces going their way. That’s a poor touch from Elliott, not arsed by Trent and Gomez jumping in.

We’ve single handedly given Rashford his confidence back with shite individual errors like that.

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Yeah I’m a bit concerned that we might continue on that trajectory for a while. Just like during 20-21, the more injuries we get, the more we are likely to get further injuries, due to the stress put on the remaining players.

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Our midfield in this game is like my ex-gf’s vagina. Literally shouts come fuck me I’m easy.

Placing a veil of silence over this performance is very tempting (I assume we won’t get closer to scoring). But I’m going to allow myself one piece of advice to our team. Play like it’s you that hasn’t won a single trophy in five years

Firmino was one of the main glues of the game. God knows what has happened to him. He is awful at the moment!

What’s her number?

I questioned in the summer how the spacing among the forwards and their starting position would be affected by bringing in Nunez and playing him as a more traditional striker. Diaz and Mo have continued to play like Nunez is on the pitch even when Bobby is and it leaves a big void in the middle and huge distances between attacking players.

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Carvalho comes in and we finally have some threat in their box.

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Mo always scores against utd apparently.

Strong sixth post.

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Easily the worst analogy I’ve ever heard. Well done.

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Sorry but Firmino’s been tragic ever since we got back from Qatar…Yes Qatar.

I’ll be hard as a totem pole if we pull it back