Pre Match Chelsea vs Liverpool. 4:30pm, Sunday 20th

^^^^ What a scorcher that was - was it goal of the season? Should have been.

Its a big call to drop Thiago straight in for this one, even though the player could no doubt handle it, my guess is Klopp will stick to his trusted arrival plan and let him in gently. Would guess also Thiago hasnt had much of a pre-season so his fitness might be down from where it was at CL final.

Its academic anyway because we’re going to flail them in their own back yard.

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Need to win this one, otherwise the blueshite will run away with the league. According to their deluded fans.

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They aren’t going to win a raffle with that keeper. He’s fucking shit.

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Chelsea/Stamford Bridge.

Owned and bankrolled by a dodgy Russian Oligarch.

Managed by a wanker called Frank Lumpoflard.

The Bridge is the shittiest of Premiership grounds,with a capacity to fill it with 41,000 of the most plasticy of plastic flag waving cunts,only beaten by the Emptihad in Manchester.

With a pretty piss poor history of winning trophies up untill the 2000’s,with a recent history of winning some titles,they have some famous ex-International players,also known for shagging team mates wives and being full kit wankers.

Oh and they are based in London.

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I think it will be a close one. They have some firepower so hopefully that sharpens the focus at the back and we put in a good display there. Mo started the season looking very sharp indeed.

2-1 to Liverpool. Hard fought win.

Psychological blow to Chelsea. Gauntlet thrown down to Man City who will then be six points down before they kick a ball.

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These looked pretty ordinary at Brighton, certainly nothing to be scared of. However, if we play like we have done since the restart at the end of last season then we could come away with nothing. Those mistakes last week that cost us goals should act as the kick up the arse we need and get rid of any complacency. It’s time to start playing like champions, stop trying to score perfect goals and just stick it in the back of the fucking net.
Think it will be the same team as last week apart from Fabinho in for Gini. Bobby needs to pull his finger out.
Not going to predict a score, nothing would surprise me.

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I won’t jynx the team by giving an exact score but i reckon Mo will break his 4 game no scoring duck at the Bridge today with an LFC win,5th games a charm.

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I am a bit worried about our keeper’s form. He has lost that air of calm confidence. I can’t remember the last really good save he made. They used to be routine. I’m sure he will get his mojo back but every shot at present seems to be going past him.

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Hate to agree with you, but I do. However, a few of the players really need to start turning up for these matches or Klopp will be benching them, regardless of status.

Its a symptom of our defence being a bit off the pace. If you expose any keeper to multitude of shots, sooner or later they can be broken. We need to compress and defend better and limit the number of shots and get the back 4 and Alisson focused on trying to regain defensive solidarity.

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Think it’s not just about the number of shots, but the position from where they are allowed as well. Leads had 3 shots on goal I think, and all went it. Some of the chances we give to opposition are clear cut chances by the looks of it. That, plus his dip in form as well. He usually saves the ones which he has positioned himself fantastically to reach. So somewhere it’s true he should be saving more of these.

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A great memory.

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This is the most important game of the season, well at least it will be until the next one. It’s an absolutely must win game.

Today we wend our virtual way to yea old Samfordesbrigge upon Billingswell Ditch, infamous location of Old Mother Lampard’s maison de tolérance , to do battle with fat frank and his young men of negotiable affection.

The denizens of the pit, PGMOL, in recognising how close they came to success in our last game, have juggled their pack and appointed paul “pie eater” tierney as their agent in the middle, whilst today, it’s michael “pitmatical” oliver on VAR.

So, with the opposition bolstered by their support, our Redmen will have to be back to their best if we are to come away with a result.

The Mem, in anticipation of yet another attempt at sabotaging the банановая кожура has attempted to cover all the bases with rituals of capnomancy, haematomancy, encromancy lampadomancy, scapulomancy, entomomancy and astragyromancy.

Boudica, believes in leaving nothing to chance.

Meanwhile, “also sprach zarathustra” Lawro, no doubt smarting from his previous failure, this week has been fulsome in his exultation of fat frank’s rabble whilst damning with his feint praise for us, has predicted a one all draw.

Hopefully his attempted kiss of death won’t throw a spanner in the works and upset the apple-cart. :roll_eyes:

I’ll take a scrappy 1-0 win to us. :astonished:

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I got all my ‘told ya Timo Werner is an overrated cunt’ lines ready, I sincerely hope the lads don’t let me down.

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We’re probably the team best set up for him to exploit.

If he scores a couple, it changes nothing.

If he’s shite, we did tell them.

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It will be a 4-2 win for us. Trust me.

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What about Jota? I guess he was registered too late.

Correct. Thiago just got registered on time, Jota too late.

This will be a better indication of the season than the Leeds game. Nothing against Leeds but i can see Chelsea as a top 4 team this season and one to beat.

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