Dare I suggest a few replays of legendary matches of yore with a pot noodle or two?
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That will do. Thanks!
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Oh for fucks sake, why did they schedule it late night?
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Well they didn’t, we live in that part of the world where it becomes late night 
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Aww, you too 
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Perfect for me, day in the garden finishing off “the creation” followed by lunch delivered by our local restaurant at 2:30 (means I’m not in the kitchen all morning) Then a post prandial snooze then up about 7 to commence the evening’s Leicester thrashing festivities! I LOVE Sundays. Used to hate them when I worked for somebody else but as I work every day now, the beauty of Sundays is that no bugger mitheres you! Don’t prove me wrong Mr Vardy.
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Does anyone know who’s actually available for this one? I’ve totally lost track of all the injuries.
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VVD out, Gomez out, Trent out, Henderson out, Salah out.
Rhys Williams doubtful, Thiago doubtful.
Fabinho, likely to play but not entirely certain.
Other than that, we’re mint eh?
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^^^^^^ Ok Im captain today then!
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This is the most important game of the season, well at least it will be until the next one. It’s an absolutely must win game.
PGMOL, in a move evidently for their own perverse gratification, initially appointed david “bandi” coote (so called because he resembles both a rat and a pig) as VAR. However, they subsequently had a change of heart and replaced him with andrea “Specsavers” marriner, apparently for “operational reasons”. The operation in question probably being "bandi"coote’s inability to discover his backside with both hands. As they say, PGMOL moves in mysterious ways its wonders to perform.
As for tonight’s game, it is sad, that these idyllic surroundings should have become oppressed with a cloud of sinister menace. Still, we must bear these things without wincing. They are our cross, and we must walk wary, like one in a jungle on whom sudden and unexpected things might pounce out at any moment.
And speaking of oppressive clouds, what of lestah? In the words of the bard of Ballymena, “I’m very proud working with this outstanding group of beautiful human beings. They have outstanding character and attitude. They’re not only beautiful human beings, but they’re wonderful young players. Technicians with wonderful character, and attitude in transition. Outstanding young technicians with character and attitude”.
Such oratory; little wonder Ballymena brenda should evoke his namesake’s classic ode, “Jack in the box” and such unforgettable lines as: “Like a doll you throw away, So sad and lonely all by myself”.
A beautiful human being; a technician with outstanding character and attitude. That aside, “three envelopes” crookedness is such as to enable him to hide at will behind a spiral staircase.
So, Come on you Redmen, give’m Rockall.
Here in Lowton, Boudica and her fellow harridans of the the Lowton & District Townswomen’s Guild will be performing their annual re-enactment of Vasco de Gama rounding the Cape of Good Hope. Tonight’s performance, celebrating the 523rd anniversary of Vasco’s massive feet, will be a traditional performance in the Kyōgen style, including mass virtual clog dancing and tripe slitting. Please feel free to join in on Zoom.
Meanwhile, according to our ubiquitous naysayer, Lady Lawro Macbeth, “Vardy is probably scenting blood”, and has gone with a one all draw. Out, damned spot; out, I say.
Hopefully his attempted kiss of death won’t throw a spanner in the works and upset the apple-cart. 
I’ll take a scrappy 1-0 win to us. 
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Sounds like the name of a greyhound.
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@Alright_Now @indianscouser Peaches
Let’s go with the above, then…(who knew you were only allowed to mention 10 posters??)
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I think it’s going to be
Alisson
Milner Phillips Matip Robertson
Keita Fabinho Wijnaldum
Jota Firmino Mané
Milner Phillips Matip Robertson
Keita Fabinho Wijnaldum
Jota Firmino Mané
Would like to see Diogo and Sadio switch sides.
Thiago and Shaq can make an impact from bench.
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Brilliant like farming mate!!
And with @Scott.Jones at CB we have a clean sheet.
Im going 5-0 win to us.
Am I Captain or Lowton?
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Def you!!!
As manager I like a skipper who puts his hand up for the job! Proper leader you!
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And I really needed cheering up this morning!!!
Thanks Pal 
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@Alright_Now is definitely not going to like not being in the Bobby role… especially when you’ve handed it to @indianscouser
You have been warned.
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Oh dear, look who’s playing in Salah’s position. What’s the song going to be…
@Alright_Now @Alright_Now running down the wing? 
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He’ll do what he’s told or he’ll be sitting on his arse.
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Damn right!
Win it win it, make that second ball @cynicaloldgit
Go long, length!
Steady, steady.
I got this.
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