How the fuck are we not winning this game? 
And just because everybody has said how Phillips is a championship defender he has been fucking immense tonight IMO
At least with wanks there are (usually) happy endings.
Of course, the defensive mistakes has masked the fact our front three have regressed several levels.
For me it is our inability in attack that has resulted in our poor season
How many times you said that this year?
Barn doors and banjos spring to mind
There have been so many instances where a manager leaves a player on and the fans explain it like this. Look (owners) he’s been shit week in week out for months but I have nobody else. We need more £££ in the transfer kitty.
Sorry Bobby, love you but you’re stinking the gaff out something rotten.
Ye ZZ…we have lip-readers in our empty ground, watching your every syllable…
FMD
We are not scoring
Mormons in Vegas?
What in the world is going on with Mane? Head somewhere else? Shocking lately

Because our forwards are all doing impressions of Sean Dundee tonight.
You can feel the sucker punch is coming…
similar to the first leg of the semi against barca - we were the better team and lost by 3 - made no sense
this one really hurts tho as we need good news
Yep we’ve ran out of ideas and are just giving it away now.
Yep… True words
We are looking a little tired and disjointed
Oil moneys trophy this year. They’ve finally bought one.