Pre Match: Newcastle United v. Liverpool, 1230 BST (UTC +1), Saturday 30 April 2022 (Premier League)

Learn to finish off the damn game. Phew.

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3 points. Job done. Time to walk the whippet.

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Job done. Phew!

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We strangled another team today. Serial Killers. On to Spain next.

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Owen, grind out a win we dominated them

Is this some sort of pot noodle euphamism?

Jesus, Chris Wood is enormous. Ive never noticed it before, but towered over Jurgen just them

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Thankfully that’s over. Missed so many chances. 3 points that’s the main thing :muscle:

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Phew! Our forwards’ decision making poor today. Mo and Mane should have scored at least 1 each. Thank God for Keita! Also, we need to train up free kick specialists. When was the last time we scored one?

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Another poor performance from Mariner.

Corner kicks missed
handballs missed
Just an overall mediocre ref

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Hats off to the lads again , imperious application of the most dominant ball I’ve ever seen and even the great Italian sides of the past wouldn’t have done it better.

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About as professional a win as we will see.

Given the overall context of where we are in the season, fixture congestion, and 5 changes from last match. Professional 1-0 win.

The scoreline belies the story of the match. Always in control.

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Its enough. Would be nice with a Leeds Miracle later on though !

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Is the post match thread locked until @Mascot returns? Can anyone else unlock?

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I thought he was fine

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87th minute they had a decent look, got a shot off, not really well struck so Allison saves. Another day that flies in the back of the net. We wasted lots of chances and were therefore vulnerable to a sucker punch.

So, with that out of the way, five changes, three points, and on we go.

Job done.

Now come on Leeds!

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ticker is still ticking, me thinks
a good professional win, but should have put that to bed with Mane’s chances

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Where’s your smiley face emoji

Newcastle would no doubt agree
but I thought he was ok. Ever thought he might have been unsighted for the corners?

Finally got a like for this comment from Whippet 1 hour later. That is one exhausting “walk with the whippet”. How you’re not raw.

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We live in a forest, this bugger had to sniff every last damn tree. I’m surprised his nose isn’t raw.

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