PreMatch | Liverpool vs Crystal Palace | Sunday April 14th 14:00

I haven’t had this much fun since my last colonic irrigation mishap.

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I enjoyed your getting that too

Did your straw snap?

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What happened to getting that dog?

I hate seeing my team like this…I’ll never stop supporting them…but we can only summise what happens in training, in the dressing room, and on the pitch…why do we capitulate…and look like lost sheep running round…in the ‘new’ managerial setup…we need a motivational kick up the arse man…yes I’m grasping at straws…but why oh why are we not confident enough to score, to win…we’ll probably never know…

now is not the time @Alright_Now_Legend…we just lost a game, fuck the dog

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I’m glad they showed that reaction that they talked about in at least 3 articles.

We would have look really bad if they didn’t.

Please not another one this week… do it on the field.

Much like the Reds this past week, it was all over the place with no discernible structure.

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when was the last time we lost 2 on the bounce at anfield

Curtis Jones has made 83 league appearance, 11 CL appearances and 5 UEL appearances for LFC which equals to 99 appearances in elite competitions.

Has scored 7 league goals, 1 CL goal, 0 UEL goal, has 5 PL assists, 5 CL assist and 2 UEL Assists.

Which translates to 0.08 goals per game and 0.121 assists per game.

With this stats, how is he fit to be a starting midfielder for LFC when he can only assists once in 10 games and scores once every 20 games?

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Yeah, I am just sad. I am not angry or anything like that, just sad.

I have no illusions either, sometimes dreams don’t come true, but it hurts.

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Probably in those crap runs last year and in 20-21.

It’s probably the latter as that was particularly bad.

Yeah March 7, we also lost 3 on the bounce in Feb of that year

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You say this like the other chances were not from similarly close distance. The others also all had the advantage of facing goal and not having to take a snap shot on a bouncing ball.

Darwin was shit today but to single his chance out as being the worst miss is just picking on a guy you have a pre written narrative against

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11 goals from 103 shots 10.68% conversion rate.
Haaland 20 from 102 19.61% conversion rate.
Watkins 18 from 91 19.78% conversion rate
Salah 17 from 93 18.28% conversion rate.
Solanke 17 from 94 18.08% conversion rate.

Not discrediting what hes done the accusations is he should do better.

3 years ago

Expect nothing.

That way, you can’t be disappointed.

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damn…

Other than Ali Robbo and Gakpo, the rest should be made to walk to Bergamo next week…or better yet none of you fuckers bother travelling at all, think I’d prefer that…send the kids, they’ll show more fight and grit.

even a midfield of hendo and fab managed not to lose 2 in a row at anfield last season