Have to drop my my little one off at the airport at 4 am as she heads back to work. So I’m going to be a bit sad going into this one. You all are on the hook for entertaining me and ensuring we bag all 3 points. Otherwise I’m going to make your lives even more miserable.
Up the mighty Reds!
That’s not true.
Darwin to start. FFS!!!
I hope the lads can cheer you up.
4.15am kick off 
Fingers crossed I wake up to good news.
Wait, what? Your attendance record is starting to look spotty at best.
Call yourself a fan?
You should be staying up all night to watch the game or, at worst, going to bed early tonight and then setting the alarm for 04:00 tomorrow.
Alternatively, move to a proper time zone.
I’ve seen Chiesa show up at more matches.
You know the rule. Trent’s been in the news so he is going to put in at least one shit half.
It always adds up to 100%, unfortunately after saying 73% the % immediately changes therefore he needs to tabulate the second % on the fly. It’s common practice in the film industry as they all full of shit.
EST.
Liverpool make one change this evening as Luis Diaz returns to the starting line-up at London Stadium, replacing Darwin Nunez.
Liverpool: Alisson, Gomez, Van Dijk, Diaz, Mac Allister, Salah, Jones, Gakpo, Robertson, Gravenberch, Alexander-Arnold.
Subs: Kelleher, Endo, Nunez, Elliott, Jota, Tsimikas, McConnell, Danns, Quansah.
Tough game this. West Ham always been abit hard to break down in the first half.
No Chiesa…
16:03 GMT
West Ham v Liverpool (17.15 GMT)
West Ham XI: Areola; Wan-Bissaka, Mavropanos, Kilman, Emerson; Alvarez; Bowen, Soler, Coufal, Kudus; Paqueta
Liverpool XI: Alisson; Alexander-Arnold, Gomez, van Dijk, Robertson; Gravenberch, Mac Allister; Salah, Jones, Gakpo; Diaz
Just ridiculous.
No big surprise 
We’re fucked
