Bawahaha I can’t stop laughing
Maybe he would have hop skipped and jumped
The weasel
Bawahaha I can’t stop laughing
Maybe he would have hop skipped and jumped
The weasel
I think Slabhead vs you would be a better battle
Bruno you sour faced weasel…ya missed from a yard out…specsavers here ya go.
Imagine him with specs
Matrix-assed second save from McCarthy there. DeGea USED TO do stuff like that.
Oh dear dear
PROUSE
Teeheehee…de gea distraught, bus ticket home…
Going to take a while to free him of the side netting
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
YES IT IS A FUCKING COMPLETE SENTENCE!!!
FFS, so annoying.
Is that number 10 for sale? 
No. But DDG wants to talk to you about Adrian.
De gea, discomfort, demoted, dismissed
Ole looks like he has it figured out.
Bruno Fernandes is my fantasy league captain for this week. I guess this game is done and dusted now.
Time to remove the idiot Bruno from my fantasy league and bring in De Bruyne. I have destroyed United and myself enough.
Shit. Looks like United might be getting a competent keeper on.
You’ve been an amazing servant to our club
Duh. Did you think Klopp could have done all of this on his own? ![]()
Mark Goldbridge; ‘It’s just disappointing. It’s shocking to be 2-0 down to Southampton.’

It’s the complete failure to realise the actual state of affairs that keeps me going back.
Statues have been built for less.
In Manchester, anyway.