Premier League 2020/21 (Part 1)

Haha, looking for cheap pens. You don’t care how you win!

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United would be winning this with Pogba to be fair

When are we facing United? We could do with some inspiration

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FIXED IT FOR YOU

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There could be some computing machinery involved in that one. So don’t get your hopes up.

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‘I’m just devastated. I put my Christmas tree up yesterday and they’ve ruined it.’

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I’m fucking dying!!!

:christmas_tree:

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Southampton would be handling them if they could suit up Ings and Redmond…wait.

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Yeah, but if they hadn’t loaned Alexis Sanchez.

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You can always look at any 18 yard box and find a United player lying around

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Even after the game

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Ole has fallen asleep at the wheel,dreaming of sitting on a mushroom whilst fishing in a garden pond.

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Exquisite Rashford dive

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Bruno would have…

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17 dives this half

Saint Marcus diving? Surely not!

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He’s a good Smeagol…

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You’re not boycotting this as well?

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No, I’m enjoying this

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Exclusive!!!

I have managed to hack Manchester United’s scouting reports and uncovered their number one target:

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I have to take my canine friend for a quick run. Can you all sustain my effort?