WHU ahead of Arsenal right now???
How embarrassment.
Fulham are the only London team below Arsenal as things stand.
Which makes them really shit.
Spurs might be effective and grind out results, but apart from the two up front, they’re boring as fuck to watch?
Who??? Fulham!!!
Their counter attacks are very beautiful, but I agree that it is defensive football and overall not very sexy indeed.
Dangling modifiers are the worst
I like that tackle from Xhaka.
I’ve left it deliberately vague so that you can make your own conclusion. 
When a team managed by Mourinho gives you (somewhat) positive vibe, you know their opponent is utter and absolute shite.
Arteta should throw Giroud on. He’s in rare form.
You admire Xhaka’s tackle? 
I’m thoroughly bored. This is making me look forward to @cynicaloldgit’s review already.
it’s making me sleepy 
The worst thing about this result are the Tyler and Neville boners you can hear in the commentary.
This game has a been a bit like David (spurs) versus Goliath (Arsenal)., where Goliath batters David ineffectively while wearing loads of padding, and then David just stabs him dishonourably between the ribs, using a poisoned dagger.
You should probably get out of the bath tub
Who’s this third wheel that pipes up from time to time on Sky??
I am out mate, don’t worry. Was a good time though.
James Redknapp, Esq