In honour of Big Sam getting back in the PL this is what Jürgen’s response to Mourinho reminded me of
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The correct tie length is somewhere between a Trump and an Allardyce.
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Good morning, friends and @SBYM
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Genuinely there’s guidance for ties not to be too long because otherwise they’re pointing to your penis.
Haha
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It’s the elevation above all others that gets me up in the morning.
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That and the screaming child.
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Prison Tatt Hojbjerg leaving his calling card already. Picking on that real heavyweight “Madders” 
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I’ve noticed Kane has perfected the art of diving even when he is fouled he does a beautiful leap.
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Pretty sure Højbjerg made me a coffee in a Melbourne laneway a few years back.
Top notch barista.
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I wonder what Jose would be doing with Eriksen right now?
Would he work in this game plan, or would he also be sitting on his arse??
Edit: just saw a rumour that Arsenal are interested in him…
Yeah…nah. I’m good thanks…
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What are our rooting interests here?
No Evans OG and a Rodgers win? Or a useless, boring draw?
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I’m rooting for a draw. And then Mou will say afterward how “formidable” LC are with a veiled shot at The Boss. /script
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I’m pretty sure Holberg appealed for a handball in his own box then.
Then again he appealed for that foul on the Firmino goal having not even seen it.
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And ironically he’s not appealing
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Yeah he looks like an utter thug
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I would never admit it on the internet but someone I know is starting to like Vardy when he’s not playing against me.
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It’s hard not to like the team that has actually come to play football.
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To Dare Is To Do Fuck All.
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I was just wondering , how are Spurs fans gonna react to having to watch this shite at home once they are back in the ground ?
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To Attend is to Dare
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