I don’t think I can even be arsed to switch that on, I might go back to the snooker.
Yeah, United v Burnley, no chance I’m watching that.
Tarkowski bodying Bruno to the floor. Now Brownhill follows. Looks like Burnley have targeted Bruno today to get under his skin.
That lasted long…
Will be interesting if Dyche decides to leave Burnley this summer. He has one year left on his deal and I read this week he’s been mentioned as a potential for Palace. Their new chairman, the crooked American Alan Pace wants him to stay but it sounds like Dyche is hedging his bets and doesn’t want to commit.
Tarkowski has already refused a contract extension and wants to leave.
Shit fucking goal. Ball deflects defenders boot and finds back of the net.
Ah, but the “skill” of Mason Greenwood. Remember in October asshole pundits were proclaiming him “potentially the greatest striker born in England”. Literally one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard.
Cavani scores another PL goal.
But yeah, Luis Suarez wouldn’t be able to keep up in the Prem.
We need to know if he can play well on a wet Tuesday in Milan.
Yeah but Suarez didn’t play that game
Just when I thought our season could not go any shitter
Ed woodward resigns
Apparently he was going anyhow…
I expect Ole will to.
Fucking Hell Brighton - like us at finishing
Brighton taking finishing tips from Firmino.
Lallana and Welbeck screwing us there.
Bissouma showing why he’ll be one of the most coveted midfielders in Europe this summer yet again. Quality.
Love Chelsea dropping points
This helps.
Nobody wants to play in the damn CL next year… everyone holding out for new super duper league