Didn’t Rooney cheat on his missus as well?
Grannygate
That’s so inappropriate. She was age challenged.
Granny gate was just when he fixed the hinges.
Oh ffs, with lube?
WD40 was needed
Rooney would never do such a thing…

WD40 was needed
That’s gonna burn!
Is Chilwell a secret Liverpool fan.
Nah, he just has enough brains to recognise greatness when he sees it

Is Chilwell a secret Liverpool fan.
I read somewhere that he supported Liverpool as a child. We were linked with him but 2 reasons I suppose , his family and the transfer fee where we chose to not sign him. I’ll edit the post if I find the link.
Palhinha “dreams” of playing in the Champions League, a little over a year after leaving a club in the Champions League for Fulham.
Crystal Palace boss Roy Hodgson will not attend his side’s game against Aston Villa after he was taken unwell earlier today
Just a reminder …
Manchester United have lost their past three league games against Brighton - including last season’s corresponding fixture, which was Erik ten Hag’s first match in charge.
That victory for the Seagulls was their first at Old Trafford on their 14th visit.
United have scored just once in their four previous clashes with Brighton in all competitions, and that was an own goal by Alexis Mac Allister in this fixture last year.
Seagulls, Seagulls!
Brighton rotating a bit today presumably preparing for bigger challenges in midweek
Still a pretty strong side and they can still get something today by taking control over that…pretty slow looking Utd midfield.
Did see a kid wearing a green and gold scarf
Look at Utd’s bench. What a car crash
Hope Roy is ok and makes a speeding recovery…
https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1703025849996341527?s=20
Any idea why March and Ferguson haven’t started?