Premier League 2023/24 (Part 1)

Dalot is such a cunt

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Ferguson has a knock. Not sure about March.

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City bench also weak today.

If the foul was worthy of a yellow, then why didn’t the ref give it straight away? But no, he has to have his attention drawn to it by the play-acting Man U player.

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Brighton need to survive the onslaught for the first 20 mins or so and then United will wane.

Fans will get restless and their players will start making mistakes.

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Bet one among Welbeck and Lallana will score today.

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WHU home and City away shorts have the same color. Should have forced City to wear their shitty home shorts.

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Nice goal by Brighton, against the run of play really

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Brighton have weathered the early storm. I can see a goal coming for Brighton courtesy of Onana’s arsing around.

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If Brighton can make it to the second half at 0-0 they’ll win it. Their bench is strong, and United’s is embarrassing.

Ignore what I just said. Ta.

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How does that Erik’s at the wheel song go again?

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was about to criticise brighton manager for making too many changes

Well ahead of you there :joy:

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Fucking Stevodamus over here…

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Reported.

Beautiful hustle and dummy from Lallana there. Our commentator said: “There’s no chance Welbeck is going to miss from there.” He’s obviously not been paying attention the last ten years.

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Bingo! You are the winner!

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Commentator: and there was no way Welbeck misses from there

Are You Sure Schitts Creek GIF by CBC

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United don’t have anyone on the bench who can come in and change the game when they’re chasing. It’ll have to be a dodgy VAR decision or a jammy shithouse penno for them to get back in it, I reckon.