Premier League 2023/24 (Part 1)

It seems that Everton now have this in the bag. Can’t be sure though as all the streams went down all at the same time.

Have to think that even a draw here for United isn’t good enough. They’re 12th right now on the live table, could get worse pending the Forest result today and the Wolves result tomorrow.

I guess a draw keeps them around 11th or so, but still pathetic for what is literally the most expensive squad in the world. For all their whining about their second string defensive line, they cost:

Maguire 85mil
Lindelof 35 mil
Dalot 35 mil
Evans - fuck all, but he’s a cunt anyway

The likes of Brentford, Palace, Galatasaray have spent a fraction of that and managed to look better than United at the back.

Three different Bitters players have scored in one match, an achievement unthinkable even two weeks ago, when putting a single ball into the net seemed an unsurmountable challenge. Everton and Dyche may have weathered the storm.

Fair enough. My main thought was that it’s hard to sustain the level required to achieve 90+ points, which is what you realistically need to beat City, and even Arsenal who were genuinely good last year were not able to reach that – maybe without Saliba (among others) out and Saka being overplayed/losing form they might have. Spurs have been bold and are a better team than under Conte but have been a bit spawny and are still a long ways off being able to eclipse 90 points.

Iraola has somehow managed to spend £120m and make Bournemouth worst.

Foley must be bred from the same dump land as Todd.

Fulham just scored…Utd in freefall!!!

:crazy_face:

Hojlund hits the side netting. VAR calls it a goal on review.

Okay, just kidding, but…

Rashford off for a teenager and the crowd cheered

Anthony on :nauseated_face:

Not gonna lie…Rashford worried the fuck out of me when he emerged.

Tall, strong, quick.

What a waste of a career.

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“Can you see not from my face I’m innocent” Yeah Cameraman get a good close up on my face

Crikey.

That pic should come with a PG warning.

It’s pretty bad when Johnny Evans is your best player

Brentford in full on panic mode just defending and kicking the ball anywhere. They need to get a lucky counter or to push out a bit, this wont end well if they dont

A versatile comment. On comes Martial.

Utd couldn’t develop syphilis in a Victorian brothel.

Jesus…how bad must Burnley be travelling…

What is the point in clubs like Luton Burnley and Sheffield? How can we ever get excited at the prospect Utd can go down if these clubs are around ffs.

Make the league 18 teams.

Tits on a worm? Tits on a nun! Tits on a worm! We’re low, is the point I’m making…

Or you’re just obsessed with tits, maybe?

ManU have looked better with the changes