Premier League 2023/24 (Part 1)

Goal return= lolloping around the penalty area, standing on the penalty spot waiting for the ball from corners and penalties…coz I don’t see him running very far, creating goals or doing much more…

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Ah Richards thought it was a penalty so that’s confirmed :joy:

Time for the game changer. Mason Mount is coming on.

Lets see what little wonders he can perform…

Are we still regretting not signing Amrabat? :grimacing:

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Guess who

Letting Haaland stand unmarked 6 yards out seems like a great tactic.

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Ah well Man Utd are shit.

Puts Alonso’s Leverkusen on.

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I could’ve scored that.

There u are…stand there like a brick shithouse and head it…not much skill involved…but Beluga is a wonderboy…so it must be a wonder goal…nah

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Lol Utd…nobody marking Haaland

Useless

Guardiola celebrated that goal like it was a surprise. Mate your team literally scores that exact goal every game. That and penalties is all you ever do.

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So could I

On a step ladder…

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Why somebody is watching Cheaty, outside the two time we are playing them is beyond me …

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Neville saying it like was the one in the first half.

Bar it being a header on target by the same player it really wasn’t.

Waiting for Rashford to go down injured…he wants no part of this

Billy beluga is asking for a pen…but I’m sure he’s just elbowed maguire…

United would actually still have a chance in this game but unfortunately for them all their players are shit, formation is illogical and their best signing of the summer was a 36 year old CB released by West Brom.

Apart from that they are still in this game.

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Mono is increasingly getting boring…and speaking in statements of 3 words…

Is Rashford on the pitch?