Goal return= lolloping around the penalty area, standing on the penalty spot waiting for the ball from corners and penalties…coz I don’t see him running very far, creating goals or doing much more…
Ah Richards thought it was a penalty so that’s confirmed
Time for the game changer. Mason Mount is coming on.
Lets see what little wonders he can perform…
Are we still regretting not signing Amrabat?
2-0
Guess who
Letting Haaland stand unmarked 6 yards out seems like a great tactic.
Ah well Man Utd are shit.
Puts Alonso’s Leverkusen on.
I could’ve scored that.
There u are…stand there like a brick shithouse and head it…not much skill involved…but Beluga is a wonderboy…so it must be a wonder goal…nah
Lol Utd…nobody marking Haaland
Useless
Guardiola celebrated that goal like it was a surprise. Mate your team literally scores that exact goal every game. That and penalties is all you ever do.
So could I
On a step ladder…
Why somebody is watching Cheaty, outside the two time we are playing them is beyond me …
Neville saying it like was the one in the first half.
Bar it being a header on target by the same player it really wasn’t.
Waiting for Rashford to go down injured…he wants no part of this
Billy beluga is asking for a pen…but I’m sure he’s just elbowed maguire…
United would actually still have a chance in this game but unfortunately for them all their players are shit, formation is illogical and their best signing of the summer was a 36 year old CB released by West Brom.
Apart from that they are still in this game.
Mono is increasingly getting boring…and speaking in statements of 3 words…
Is Rashford on the pitch?