Premier League 2023/24 (Part 1)

Doesn’t matter to me. They’re all shit.

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Few more injury news about, Vieira I forgot still played at Arsenal.

during the PL Review program I watched yesterday, I heard an interesting statistic about Justin Kluivert (Bournemouth). Apparently he’s the first player in history score a top-tier league goal in England, France, Germany, Italy and Holland.

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Patrick?

Nope nvm, for some reason thought he played at Bayern.

I fixed it, was Justin his son.

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Justin is the second player since the start of this millennium to score in the 5 top leagues (Spain, Italy, Germany, England and France). The other player was Stevan Jovetic.

But Kluivert also scored in Holland. So 6 countries for him.

Just read that Erendivise recently overtook Ligue 1 in the UEFA five year thing. So France have the 6th best league in Europe now :joy:

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that’s what I was looking for, thank you. I missed Spain on that list, Valencia

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What do you call a guy with a small penis?

Justin!

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If you are from Yorkshire that would tintin

Spursy as fuck that with Bentancur. Only just back after a long stint out.

Its a shame to be honest, he’s a good player.

I knew he played in Italy. Didn’t know he has played in so many leagues already. Still pretty young.

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Crazy to think Canada thought electing a vacuous, inexperienced trustafarian on the basis his dad had been PM when things were better would work. If anything just in has given Canada a better rogering than could have been expected.

Premier League teams are playing footballers facing abuse claims - BBC News

I would hope if it was any of our lot they were kicked so far out of the club they reached the middle of the continent.

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Newcastle United vs Manchester United is shaping up to be a great spectacle! Every outcome would be good - especially if it also involves loads of reds and yellows. Loads of layers, from the goalies, the midfield loonies and the up-front blondies to the mayhem a “poor” result would generate on various boards!

Two new victims come forward against Premier League footballer accused of rape.

Citeh or another bunch?

I’m not a partey to that information.

Evidently one is related to a Part(e)y that happened.

Seems one is new mind as it wouldn’t fit with what is said.