Premier League 2023/24 (Part 1)

Anyone heard anything about what this incident was?

He took 'em to the Matthews Bridge.

What dropped points? Even if play had continued, Grealish still had loads to do.

It’s not like real dropped points- like us at Spurs, for example.

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I have it on good authority that he would have passed out and puked his guts out, yes in that order.

Cat burglars apparently

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Presumably they made off with some smoked salmon whilst knocking over his Christmas tree and crapping in his slippers.

Luton Villa double - 53/1

Some double save from the Wolves reserve keeper, they’ve looked really poor this half.

What do you get if you throw in Burnley?

One betting app is enough on my phone.
Irrelevant anyway, it’s not coming in.
Just adding a bit of interest on a game I’d otherwise not bother watching.

Yeah, scratch Burnley.

That’s why they’re going down. Nice from Hwang to sell the dummy, and then the composure to slot it home.

I’ve got a ton of work still to do this afternoon so I’ve turned the Arsenal game on in the expectation they score any minute and discourage me from watching any more so I can get back to work

Martinelli 1-0.

Shame, Luton were playing pretty well. Defender split second too late to block, quick thinking from Jesus and then Saka with the cut back.

Fuck sake. Back to work it is then. Didnt even take 5 mins :joy:

Oshoooooooo 1-1!

One set piece is all it takes, fallin’ in love with me…

Im back, you fuckers. Better than ever!
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Gabriel is an under rated footballer, but by fuck he’s a fanny

Martinelli? Jesus? Or Magalhaes?

All fannies to me like.

Were you swabbing your poop deck?

You had to mention him by name?

Alexis Sanchez’s only goals for Utd are because of me on here…