Premier League 2023/24 (Part 1)

I was doing Community Service before he was born. :no_mouth:

Imagine that half and half scarf sheā€™s wearing.

Paging @RedJedi

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Enough with the bald shit, you guys.

@ISMF do something about this please.

For one day only , cā€™mon boys sing along ā€¦

No. Thatā€™s a step too far.

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God, these cheating plastic twats make my fucking skin crawl.

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I want them both to lose. And while I get City winning is worse for us, I never fail to get enjoyment out of United suffering. Score draw with a bunch of injuries for both teams. :pray:

You always know Guardiola is under pressure when he goes too aggressive in the handshakes.

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And that fucking ugly git makes me feel sickā€¦

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Youā€™re gonna need to narrow this down, loveā€¦

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Goosebumps listening to barely audible blue moon

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Etihad sponsorship on full display, absolutely nothing wrong in that.

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Yehā€¦realised thatā€¦Belugaā€¦ratboyā€¦and the irritants such as sperm boy, felt tip head, jumaji

Iā€™m giving this 5 minutes

Bored out my mind already Jim.

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Embarrassing wafting scarvesā€¦about 20 of emā€¦

Come on three buses in the United penalty box.

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De Bruyneā€™s new mop has me fairly convinced weā€™re going to win everything

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Thatā€™ll be a pen wonā€™t it.