Premier League 2025/26 (Part 1)

Looks like the cunts at Old Toilet have found a keeper.

I miss Onana Gummi Bears.

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Brentford should be winking by 3 and due to their terrible CF they are actually losing

Scored just before 1/2 time. Shite!
Switching off the stream. :face_with_symbols_on_mouth:

Brentford ffs stick it in the back of the net.

Man U are no different than under Ole, just sit back and hit on the break.

Brentford could easily have had 4 or 5

Hang on. Hold on to your tits, people

On back for Brentford, playing some good football, deserve more than the 1 goal.

Jenson and Damsgard 2 good CM’s

Stupid from Collins

And as annoying as it is, smart game play from Casemiro.

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Ah yes. The ol’ stand in front of the person the ball is going to, back into them, and then fall over.

A rare good game (maybe interesting rather than “good”) with two sides both trying to play football and actually attack when they had the ball

2 hands in the back with a pushing action on both, stupid form Collins.

Oddly this is another result that benefited our top 5 prospects.

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Yeah, would have been nice to climb above them into 3rd, but this essentially takes one chaser out of the race - Brentford (like Chelsea) now 10 points back with only 12 left to play for

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Same but the results seem to be going all in on the specific aim, if Brighton lose there next one I bet Arne has a magic lamp.

https://x.com/grizzkhan/status/2048417528817308093?s=46&t=Zi1SYSkTiZKZM3Mfk8SNFA

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Shocker

I said a few weeks back we wouldn’t be finishing ahead of them compared their and our respective form but they did us massive favours by beating Chelsea and Brentford. I don’t expect us to take anything out of our trips to Man United and Aston Villa but I hope the lads beat Chelsea and Brentford to secure CL football and be done with this wretched season.

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5 points, and probably fewer let’s be honest, and it’s secured. Thank fuck the stars aligned that this season is the one where 5th is good enough.

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The levels of wretchedness are somewhere between 2020/21 and 2022/23 - there is real irony in the fifth spot not being enough to secure CL football in the latter whereas it would get us something really important out of this season.