Please do the needful
With the timezones so as COG gets riled up.
Fuck. I won’t be able to sleep tonight now.
I’m sticking to home ties after my success.
I’m sticking to home fries, as I’m a fat bastard.
Not fancying a chippy tea?
I always fancy one. Whether or not I can have one is a different matter…
Give Cynnie the Fatjab!
I’d prefer that the money be spent on educating the masses.
Fat chance.