Is your girlfriend any good at the actual skating?
Won a gold and a silver medal at the last Olympics.
1 Like
Four seconds? That may be enough for you, @dutch , but some of us take a bit longer.
1 Like
Better? @cynicaloldgit 
Nah; we need more.
1 Like
For all the blokes who think she is just a pinup โฆ
2 Likes
sheโs not just a pinup.
Her sentence structure sucks thou, however for a second language itโs forgivable.
You should check my ass out you hornyoldgit.
2 Likes
Whatโs the crap on her left hand finger?
She is not married 
Thereโs only one boss.
I really should have been paying more attention to this thread. I think Iโm in love. 
Yip, speed skating is easy to fall in love with.
Koss the Boss will do that to anyone, male or female.
Hmmm, yes. Sorry, whatโs that?