Loan or permanent transfer?
as funny as the gif alone is, it really needs Morgan Freemans’ momologue to really hit full comedy value.
Eddie Nketiah from Arsenal to Palace for €29.7m.
Lucas Stassin from Westerlo to St. Etienne for €9m.
Morato from Benfica to Forest for €15m.
Giovanni Lo Celso from Tottenham to Betis for €5m.
James Ward-Prowse from West Ham to Forest on loan.
Mason Holgate from Everton to WBA on loan.
Edimilson Fernandes from Mainz to Brest on loan.
Nayef Aguerd from West Ham to Sociedad on loan.
Mama Balde from Lyon to Brest for €4.5m.
Chem Campbell from Wolves to Reading on loan.
Kamory Doumbia from Reims to Brest for €4m.
Flavius Daniliuc from Salernitana to Hellas Verona on loan.
Junior Sambia from Salernitana to Empoli on loan.
Carlos Soler from PSG to West Ham on loan.
Jay Stansfield from Fulham to Birmingham for €17.8m.
Isaak Toure from Lorient to Udinese on loan.
Marcus Harness from Ipswich to Derby on loan.
Odsonne Edouard from Palace to Leicester on loan.
Maxwel Cornet from West Ham to Southampton on loan.
Jadel Katongo from City to Peterborough on loan.
Carlos Forbs from Ajax to Wolves on loan.
Matt Turner from Wolves to Palace on loan.
Reiss Nelson from Arsenal to Fulham on loan.
Raheem Sterling from Chelsea to Arsenal on loan.
Armando Broja from Chelsea to Everton on loan.
Ivan Toney from Brentford to Al-Ahli for €42m.
This one is interesting as Broja’s move somewhere else fell through a day or two ago because he failed the medical.
He was linked with a loan to Ipswich, but I thought that was yesterday and got scuttled by Everton coming in for him
He was going to Ipswich and that fell through as he’ll be out injured until October.
Everton getting desperate!
Ah, I didn’t know about his injury.
Classic Everton!
Broja did the sum equivalent of fuck all while he was with Chelsea anyway.
Alexis-Claude Maurice from Nice to Augsburg on loan.
Samuel Ballet from Como to Zurich on loan.
Trevoh Chalobah from Chelsea to Palace on loan.
Erencan Yardimci fro Eyuspor to Hoffenheim for €4m, loaned out to Sturm Graz.
Jan Kuchta from Sparta Prague to Midtjylland for €2.7m.
Ismael Gharbi from PSG to Braga on loan.
Everton aren’t required to start paying his wages until he plays his first game
Chris Mepham from Bournemouth to Sunderland on loan.
Vitinho from Burnley to Botafogo for €8m.
Samuel Ballet from Como to Zurich on loan.
Luke McCowan from Dundee to Celtic for €1.2m.
Patrik Carlgren from Randers to Nantes on a free.
Ahmed Hassan from Alanyaspor to Rio Ave on a free.
Rick Karsdorp from Roma to PSV on a free.
Franjo Ivanovic from Rijeka to Union SG for €4m.
Kurt Zouma from West Ham to Al-Orobah on loan.
Leander Dendoncker from Villa to Anderlecht on loan.
Plamen Andreev from Levski Sofia to Feyenoord for €1.2m.
Omar Colley from Besiktas to PAOK on a free.
Stipe Biuk from Real Valladolid to Hajduk Split on loan.
Guven Yalcin from Genoa to Arouca on loan.
Issa Kabore from City to Benfica on loan.
Ismael Kandouss from Gent to Al-Orobah on loan.
Terence Kongolo from Fulham to NAC Breda on a free.
Goncalo Paciencia from Celta to Sanfrecce Hiroshima on a free.
Adamo Nagalo from Nordsjaelland to PSV for €7m.
Mamadou Loum from Porto to Arouca on a free.
Ezequiel Bullaude from Feyenoord to Fortuna Sittard on loan.
Ege Tiknaz from Besiktas to Rio Ave on loan.
Martim Neto from Benfica to Rio Ave on loan.
Marcos Leonardo from Benfica to Al-Hilal for €40m.
Mohamed Simakan from RB Leipzig to Al-Nassr for €45m.
Jordan Lotomba from Nice to Feyenoord for €5m.
Joe Mendes from Braga to Basel on loan.
Joao Muniz from Sporting Lisbon to Rio Ave on loan.
Joao Ferreira from Watford to Braga on loan.
Conrad Harder from Nordsjaelland to Sporting Lisbon for €19m.
In-beom Hwang from Red Star Belgrade to Feyenoord for €5.5m.
Mario Hermoso from Atletico Madrid to Roma on a free.
Victor Osimhen to Galatasaray on loan.
WTF?
That’s bonkers.
Just heard some story from Nigeria (I’m Nigerian American) and Victor’s camp that Liverpool made a late enquiry about him.
Victor’s camp confirmed a late approach from Liverpool and they are one of the clubs that plan to come back in January. The claim is that 2 EPL clubs and 2 Serie A clubs will be back in January. The sticky point for the loan confirmation to Turkey is Victor is insisting on a January release clause with a reasonable number. Once that’s agreed, he’s off to Turkey.
Those Nigerian ‘news’ websites don’t half talk some shite
Maxime Dominguez from Gil Vicente to Vasco da Gama for €2m.
Adryelson from Lyon to Botafogo on loan.
Ismail Jakobs from Monaco to Galatasaray on loan, €1m fee.
Danilo Pereira from PSG to Al-Ittihad for €5m.
Fabinho, Kante and Danilo… f*ck me.