The Anfield Noise - Users

Not sure anyone, mod or not, should be calling a fellow poster a cunt. That said, I’ve had it out with Mascot a few times and my disapproving of his posts and attitude towards posters is known. If the site chooses not to act on that, it’s on them. Expletive laden rants towards fellow posters isn’t a new thing for him.

*PS: I didn’t see this one.

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I was fitting a new dishwasher yesterday and discovered my monkey wrench was completely seized up. Ended up freeing it with WD40.

I thought I would relax and watch the football afterwards, but ended up even more stressed out.

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Great anecdote RW! Our midfield could use some WD40 :wink:

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Is that what the magic spray is that physios squirt over twisted ankles?

Ronnie Moran’s bucket of cold water and a sponge always got players straight up on their feet and raring to go again. In fact just the sight of him running on was often enough.

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WD 40 is not a long term solution as it eventually dries up!
3in1 oil would be better to use as its longer lasting lubricant!

tune in next week for more top tips…

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Comments like this fully justify your position as POTY :joy:

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While not the best solution for dishwashers, my favoured method of seized bolt removal is

I also believe it will resolve our midfield issue.
Fire cures all.

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@The-AllMightyReds welcome back

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Our physio for west wales U15s didn’t have a knee because of an accident during the war (allegedly). Whenever anyone was hurt he straight legged hobbled on as quickly as he could promising that his bucket of cold water and a sponge could cure anything. After a particular sore one on an ankle one of our players didn’t want to hear it so asked if it was so magic why didn’t it work for his knee…and got a bucket of cold water in his face (and a substitution) for his troubles :joy:

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Applied directly up their arses?

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@MViper

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:cowboy_hat_face:

Howdy !

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That did hurt the hardest.

I saw this post by the moderators on Liverpool FC reddit but did not see the kind of depression from our folks in here. Nevertheless, I think the message is very important, and I will copy and paste what was posted by the mods.
https://www.reddit.com/r/LiverpoolFC/comments/1tghpkj/a_note_from_the_mods/

Trigger note: Suicide.

In recent days we have seen a notable amount of users sharing thoughts on depression and, in some cases, suicide. Especially in regards to our season.

If you are feeling stressed or if your mental health has taken a toll because of football, please take a break from Reddit. Go outside and go for a walk or talk to someone you trust if you are genuinely having issues with mental health.

If you want to talk to a mod about it, get in touch with us directly through mod mail and we will be more than happy to talk.

The last thing we want is for people’s mental health to be taken over by our poor season or with Alonso going to Chelsea. These are things that are beyond our control.

Here are some helpful contacts.

For those based in the UK, call Samaritans at 116 123 (24/7) or text SHOUT to 85258 or there is this website https://www.mind.org.uk/information-support/types-of-mental-health-problems/mental-health-problems-introduction/useful-contacts/

For Global users, please visit: International Mental Health Charities | CALM

As reflected by our club anthem, you’re not alone and we genuinely mean it. We are all here for you.

You’ll Never Walk Alone.

Liverpool_FC Mod team

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