Not sure anyone, mod or not, should be calling a fellow poster a cunt. That said, I’ve had it out with Mascot a few times and my disapproving of his posts and attitude towards posters is known. If the site chooses not to act on that, it’s on them. Expletive laden rants towards fellow posters isn’t a new thing for him.
*PS: I didn’t see this one.
I was fitting a new dishwasher yesterday and discovered my monkey wrench was completely seized up. Ended up freeing it with WD40.
I thought I would relax and watch the football afterwards, but ended up even more stressed out.
Great anecdote RW! Our midfield could use some WD40 
Is that what the magic spray is that physios squirt over twisted ankles?
Ronnie Moran’s bucket of cold water and a sponge always got players straight up on their feet and raring to go again. In fact just the sight of him running on was often enough.
WD 40 is not a long term solution as it eventually dries up!
3in1 oil would be better to use as its longer lasting lubricant!
tune in next week for more top tips…
Comments like this fully justify your position as POTY 
While not the best solution for dishwashers, my favoured method of seized bolt removal is
I also believe it will resolve our midfield issue.
Fire cures all.
@The-AllMightyReds welcome back
Our physio for west wales U15s didn’t have a knee because of an accident during the war (allegedly). Whenever anyone was hurt he straight legged hobbled on as quickly as he could promising that his bucket of cold water and a sponge could cure anything. After a particular sore one on an ankle one of our players didn’t want to hear it so asked if it was so magic why didn’t it work for his knee…and got a bucket of cold water in his face (and a substitution) for his troubles
Applied directly up their arses?
Howdy !
That did hurt the hardest.
