Probably busy studying for his GCSEs.
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I don’t think you’re allowed to sit them five years early…
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I didn’t realise colouring in between the lines was a GCSE.
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It’s a degree course these days.
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Is he still cramming for the Mods job…? Whatever he is doing, hope he is okay
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If I ever had to imagine what a TAN forumite looks like…
I could do no worse than picture the guy with the hat on each time :0)
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Never saw a seagull like this in any of @gasband paintings - he is missing a beat with this :0)
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Yo @Iftikhar - saw this and immediately thought Biscuit has nicked your dentures :0)
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So that’s what happened to Bobby’s original teeth.
Always wondered. 
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I’m sure we’re all very concerned about our dear mate Ifti. It’s clearly a very chaotic and unstable situation and there is an internet blackout which will prevent him from posting.
Very much looking forward to seeing him back on here posting his usual nonsense.
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Pity there isn’t an internet blackout in Germany.
Anyway, when are you changing your username to Beslotted? 
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Certainly not before 10 full matches.
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Any takers …? :0)
15 Mistakes That Turn You Into A Total Grump As You Get Older (msn.com)
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I can’t imagine who you are thinking of, but there’s actually some good advice in there.
Most may seem obvious, but we still go ahead and do them, especially men.
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Pfffft.
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I think i have 10 of them!
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Only 10 
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Only 6 & 11for me.
Every day I see or read about 11, which gives total justification for 6.