You can just imagine my wifes response when I told her I had not painted the deck because I was setting up this place 
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I can indeedā¦
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Presumably only every now and then. Now and then. Now and then. For a few seconds at a time.
Or are you properly married and no longer get any?
How long to the doctors think it it take to remove her foot? 
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I currently know how to do the following things:
@discobot start {name-of-tutorial}
Starts an interactive tutorial just for you, in a personal message.
{name-of-tutorial}can be one of:tutorial, advanced tutorial.
@discobot roll 2d6
3, 6
@discobot quote
A man who doesnāt trust himself can never really trust anyone else. ā Cardinal Retz
@discobot fortune
You may rely on it
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Is discobot an autobot or a decepticon,asking for the humans.
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Discobot is my best friend on this forum, donāt annoy her, and thanks for being respectful enough for not considering sexbot as an option.
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Mine would have opted for silence and a look.
Far more sinister than any comment.
I remember years ago, pre kids, It was after a game and I asked the missus if she minded if I stayed out for a few more and she pick me up ālaterā.
Calmly, she replied
ā you do what you think is right babeā
Fucking genius really, that woman.
My mates still quote it to this dayā¦
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Did not know mine had another sister in Ozā¦
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Hello Everyone, just dropping to say hi.
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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.
How long until he/she/it renounces it? 
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Also, Commando does not appear to have come over, has he?
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