The Arsenal Thread (Part 1)

Ok Max Dowman is going achieve their manifest destiny.

But Rio is really raw and not allowed to see two minutes of a Liverpool match.

Max is 15… Rio is 16 as I said clubs have good academies we are making lots of money off ours and will continue to do so even if the lads don’t break through. Max Dowman will not play a single PL game for probably 2-3 seasons unless it’s a dead rubber.

Also laugh all you want it’s true, this board is getting tiresome. Apparently we are shit have no options and yet everyone else is on the up. And that’s been the case for an entire year and a half one in which we won the title.

You can talk about how you’ll win till the cows come home but you have to do it. So far they’ve failed.

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Also Max Dowman is so amazing they’ve bought two players in his position since he had a good pre season. Backs up the 2-3 year theory.

Ok, who the fuck is Max Dowman?

A 15 year old budding superstar. He really is the tits and has been destroying teams all the way up through reserves even at that age. Critically he hasnt been doing it with a raw physicality of a kid who is simply matured earlier than his peers. He is now on the fringes of the first team and has not looked remotely out of place.

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And is 15 years old and has since seen 2 players signed in his positions.

No doubt he comes through and is amazing but Rio is of a similar quality. However it seems one is amazing and one might turn out like Ibe.

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That is why Mascot could never be an Arsenal fan. You have to leave a path available to the first team for a player like this.

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https://x.com/indykaila/status/1958539854368702626

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Well shit, kinda ruined my day now this has.

Call Masters and tell him it’s over. League’s done and we’d rather not go through the embarrassment of losing the title to a lego headed thundercunt and his 15 year old son (who may or may not start a single game) running rings around and making a mockery of every PL defence.

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You know I was rather looking forward to a nice, quiet night in…few pints of Carling (I prefer Stella), maybe catch up on last night’s Eastenders (literally never watched it in my life), but instead now I’m gonna have to find out about this Max How…Max Pow…Dowman, Max Dowman kiddo and stress over the fact he’s going to takeover the league, possibly even Europe and World for the next 20 years of his spawny life.

Things like this that really make me hate this place sometimes.

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https://x.com/SkySportsNews/status/1958601749213667702

“Transfer illness”

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I assume we will now have 400 columns of Eze and Arsenal disrespecting football.

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https://x.com/SkySportsNews/status/1958549985764479143

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A mural for a player that hasn’t even signed yet? FFS their standards are low

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Can we put in a bid for Eze now ? If only to see the piss boil ?

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They’ve also,done a second Chiesa song for him.

It’s a deeply weird club

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:cry:

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:0)

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The club itself is ok. They hae had their moments with Wengers’ rose-tinted glasses and some of the rubbish sprouted by Lego Man, but on the whole they are a good club.

Their fanbase though, need to lay of the Colombian fun in a big way and return to reality

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Kronke is a real PoS. Admittedly, he wouldnt make the top 3 given the blood money that is in the league but he represents about the worst sort of American capitalist as an owner. I am biased after spending some years in St Louis and it was an absolute disgrace what he did to that city with the Rams. They were a fan base that supported the team far more than one of his ownership deserved.

So if you’re owner is scum, the fans are untolerable, and the manager is a prick, Im not sure what is left of a club that can be identified as decent.

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Is he really the worst sort of American owner though?

Is he as bad as G&H? or the Glazers? or Todd Boehly?

Yes, he has been a poor owner for Arsenal but I don’t see him anywhere close to being as bad as a number of other American owners.