Heard this at the weekend. I think we qualified around week 29 didn’t we
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Will they miss qualifying?
Over Arsetita’s dead body. 
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Rigor mortis has definitely set into their play. 
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Can he play as a centre forward?
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Nah too stiff.
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Always injured I’ve heard.
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He can play as a goalpost. Pretty solid and unyielding.
Yeah but 4-0 against Ipswich. Deserves a title* for that alone surely.
- Amazing bravery in the face of biased balls award for consistently moaning without letup across an entire league season
:0)
An Arsenal fan went to a travel agents to ask about a holiday
“Where can I go for a decent holiday in England?” asked the Arsenal fan
“You can’t beat Bournemouth!” the travel agent replied
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Raya does a repeat of his blooper some time go (against Brentford) with the only difference being that this time the ball goes into the net.
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Arsenal lost on penalty shootout, doubling their pain. I also want to see Raya’s penalty skills again. It’s hilarious though.
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Obviously doesn’t realise we have 3 games left - Moron.
Also, don’t talk to us about having so many points and not winning the title - Prick.
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After 35 games we have 82 points. 22/23 Arsenal had 80, 23/24 they had 81 hmmm Arteta sounding more like a knobhead each minute.
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Forget that i want a Germany v Brazil first half where all hope is gone for them.
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Isn’t the logical conclusion of his argument that as the presumptive challengers, Arsenal are shite if we can win the league with FEWER points than the last two seasons?
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Mikel Arteta says Arsenal will use “rage, anger, frustration” and “a bad feeling in the tummy” to try and overturn the 1-0 Champions League semi-final first-leg deficit against Paris St-Germain.
Looks like the Arse have diarrhea. Apt, really.
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Is this a quote from January
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Arteta seems to be using an AI tool to prep his notes when he’s speaking to the media.
His answers are so generic and lame that’s the only general conclusion possible.
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Maybe he writes them himself, and AI actually stands for Arteta Incompetence? 
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