Yeah, can imagine people having nothing better to do than spend days searching and constructing this stuff. Palace and Bologna won trophies (and that’s great), but no, let’s look at transfers (that happen all the time) and see who we can laugh at.
I go to Larry’s Spite story to make these memes
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Mikel’s Notebook page 78
Idea for building winning mentality. Get players to run around in training with cocks and balls tucked between legs experiencing what it is like to be Arsenal women
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Arteta:
‘I always win trophies in my seventh season’
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That’s not a given as he hasn’t reach his 7th yet.
It should be:
I’ve won a single trophy only in my first season and nothing in every season thereafter. Being a perennial bridesmaid in my last few had been killing me and making me a walking dead body.
My future seems clear; start anew at other clubs often so I can say I always win something in my first season. At least that will make me appear to be a better manager than Ange. 
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Or more likely lose that record. Safer to stay at Arsenal and be the LegoMan who once did.
He can always move to a highflying lower league (EFL League One equivalent or below) for a huge chance of it happening. 
The Cheaters job, when it becomes available, could well be between Arteta and Kompany. Arteta is likely to want to stay at the Arse until Pep ‘does one’. How he acts and what he says until that day arrives, is no more than lip-service at the moment, to ensure he clings onto the Arse job, even by his fingertips, to gain enough top flight managerial experience in his drive for success.
I think the cheats will eventually go in for Emery.
Arteta probably needs the PL win to have a chance.
Reminder that the FA Cup Arteta won in his first season he was in charge for two games in that campaign.
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He was appointed on 20 Dec 19.
Their FA Cup 3rd round took place on 6th Jan.
Then 4th round on 27th Jan, followed by 5th round on 2nd Mar.
After the Cov19 pause, it’s 28th Jun, 18th July and 1st Aug for the Quarter, Semi and Final respectively.
That’s five games. Which two was he involved in?
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Oh. For some reason I thought he came in before the semi final.
Havertz was Arsenal’s top scorer in the league with 9. That’s the first time Arsenal hasn’t had a double digit scorer since 1923-24.
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10 points behind and we didn’t bother for a month
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Golden boy Saka 6 goals in 25 league games and he got 3 in 1 game.
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But you see, without his injuries, they’d have won the league, so they’re champions, really.
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It’s odd how all four will probably be remembered at their clubs unlike Man City which is just an extra number.
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