The club you dislike most

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In general, no more than the average European although there are some exceptions like everywhere else. In any case, Greek stadia have been close to empty in most games for decades, the pandemic has hardly made a notable difference in this regard.

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My dislike of Rangers is to do with the fans and club culture primarily. Always has been. Not interested in getting into “Big Jock knew” chat. I don’t know enough about it and don’t think it’s really appropriate to points score over.

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I find the whole auld firm rivalry a bit pathetic.

It’s not even really got much of a base for a rivalry if you look into it.

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Any teams with that fat arsewipe Sam as manager,disgusting fat toad.

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Scotlands shame.

they meet this Saturday at Ibrox, if the gers win they go 19 points clear or something,
despite the lockdown here, i still expect the usual carnage on the streets of Glasgow after the game,
from fans of the losing side

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Was going say one bonus is no fans

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Yeah, I agree it is a shame. the Scottish football authorities and government authorities have let it get way out of hand, IMO.

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Just noticed that its the 50th anniversary of the Ibrox disaster this Saturday,
the place will be jam packed with Gers fans paying their respects.

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Man U
Everton
Chelsea
Real Madrid
Bayern
Atletico Madrid
PSG
Rangers
Spurs
Juventus
Both Milan teams

All those teams managed by dinosaurs like Allerdyce/Pulis/Pardew etc who play ugly anti football and always have a long throw specialist

Any team managed by Mourinho

Can’t be arsed to hate Man City

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As ahem,a Melbourne Victory supporter, I agree about Muscat. He was though, our cunt haha.

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Chelsea for me.

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Torrancing.

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I don’t know what that means.

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I only learned the word a few months ago but it’s brilliant for describing circumstances that seem to be happening more and more these days,

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Gotcha. Not sure it really applies here, but I like your moxie.

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Man Utd for some reason

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Story told by Chris Hitchins, although I think he was retelling it, and it might be an apocryphal tale.

Journalist is walking down a street in Belfast in the 80s. A car pulls up and a menacing looking guy gets out and walks over to him.

“Hey you”, he says. “I haven’t seen you here before. Are yous a Protestant or a Catholic?

“I’m an atheist!” says the Journo.

The man looks puzzled for a second. “Aye, ok”, he says. “But are yous a Protestant Atheist or a Catholic Atheist?”

It’s all got a bit heated and silly in here, and religion is the most pointless of all the things to fall out over. Shall we give it a rest and get back to the footy?

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As the result of a Protestant parent and a Catholic parent I agree.

Fucking West Brom and fat Sam deserve our immediate hate.

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True story…

was living down Glasgow just over a year,
waiting on a bus home late at night,
got approached by a group of the local young team,
1st thing they say to me is, are you Rangers or Celtic
i told them i was Inverness Caledonian Thistle, (I lied).

they were taken by surprise but after that they were ok with me,

if i had said i was a supporter of the wrong side of the old firm,
I think it might have turned nasty, and they all could have been beaten up!

anyway lets move on…

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Rangers fan wants to go to the old firm game at Celtic Park, but the only ticket he can get from a tout is in the home stand. So he decides he’s just gonna zip up his jacket over his Rangers shirt and sit in among the Celtic fans to watch the match.

After about half an hour, Rangers score and the fella jumps up and yells “YES!!”, forgetting himself. Big Celtic fan next to him says “right you, away and get me a bovril, and I want you tae leave yer shoe.” The Rangers fan obliges, realizing he is behind enemy lines. When he returns with the large chap’s bovril, he sees that his shoe now contains a large turd inside it. “Put that back on” says the large Celtic fan. Grimacing, the Rangers fan does as he’s told.

Second half comes, and right around the hour mark, Rangers score again and the Rangers fan this time remembers where he is and declines to celebrate. The big Celtic fan on the other side of him taps him on the shoulder. “Now I want a bovril. On ye go, and leave yer other shoe.” The Rangers fan does as he’s told, and upon returning with the second cup of hot savory broth, finds his other shoe is now filled with shit. “Put the shoe on son.” The Rangers fan does as he is told.

After the match, the Rangers fan is spotted by a TV camera crew outside the stadium, and the approach him. After getting past the smell of human excrement, the young reporter tells the Rangers fan that they’re doing a bit on the animosity between the two groups of fans. The reporter asks “sir, as a Rangers fan, do you feel that the two sides will ever be able to put this animosity aside and be able to coexist? Will the hate ever stop?” The Rangers fan replies without hesitation “Stop? No son, it’ll never stop, so long as we’re pissin in their bovrils and they’re shittin in our shoes!!!”

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