One that pee’s on you if you not good enough.
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This sounds like a Yakov Smirnoff joke.
“In Soviet Russia, urinal pees on you!!”
None of you even know what I’m talking about. Unbelievable. You people….
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Some of the suggestions here are better than the actual truth - apparently they provide feedback on hydration levels
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Anyone else read that with a Russian accent?
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I have that kind of season as one of two possible pathways, somewhere 6th-8th for most of the pointy end of the season. The other pathway is full-on crisis, Amorim losing the confidence of the crowd and then the club sometime in early Fall.
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The saving grace is that United have sold fuck all so far. Hopefully that limits them going for a baleba
Can’t see Brighton selling Baleba at this stage. If he goes they would likely be stuck in a lower table scrap for most of the season.
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At the end of the day I don’t rate him much as a manager and I don’t think he is flexible enough, he is also too open when throwing someone under the bus and if a bad spell hit he would probably go for that option rather than taking it on himself like Klopp did.
He really does come across like Brendan Rodgers.
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Apparently they looked like utter crap again in their friendly today.
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As long as thier rising up takes place in thier new intelligent toilet and they continue thier sinking in thier old toilet 
I don’t care what anyone thinks.
But, but, but…the new training complex? Isn’t that supposed to have given them what they were missing?
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It did. A place that doesn’t stink of piss due to intelligent urinals. The only intelligence they possess.
Those urinals are smart though.
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I have it on good authority that they will just be passing the ball into Arsenal next weekend Sunday. Sesko to win the golden boot before half time.
It can tell the difference between 4-4-2 and 4-4-poo.
Although given that they sacked all the cleaners, they’ll still be caked in piss in a couple of months.
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Clever move to upgrade the training facilities. Now they can try to sign Ronaldo again, and show him how ‘on the up’ they really are.
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I was tidying the shed all day, had Goldbridge on for a bit.
He went from predicting a 4/5-1 victory to moaning about how shite they looked.
At one point before the match he actually said, “I don’t want to say we are the next big thing in the Premier League…”
(hint - he totally wanted to say they are the next big thing in the Premier League)
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one of lifes pleasures, a day cleaning the shed with the radio on, getting called in for lunch only, couple of sneaky beers, you might fix something, you might not, kids floating in and out doing some crafternoon activity…so good for the soul
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