The Man Utd thread (3)

Can’t see Brighton selling Baleba at this stage. If he goes they would likely be stuck in a lower table scrap for most of the season.

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At the end of the day I don’t rate him much as a manager and I don’t think he is flexible enough, he is also too open when throwing someone under the bus and if a bad spell hit he would probably go for that option rather than taking it on himself like Klopp did.

He really does come across like Brendan Rodgers.

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Apparently they looked like utter crap again in their friendly today.

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As long as thier rising up takes place in thier new intelligent toilet and they continue thier sinking in thier old toilet :plunger: I don’t care what anyone thinks.

But, but, but…the new training complex? Isn’t that supposed to have given them what they were missing?

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It did. A place that doesn’t stink of piss due to intelligent urinals. The only intelligence they possess.

Those urinals are smart though.

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I have it on good authority that they will just be passing the ball into Arsenal next weekend Sunday. Sesko to win the golden boot before half time.

It can tell the difference between 4-4-2 and 4-4-poo.

Although given that they sacked all the cleaners, they’ll still be caked in piss in a couple of months.

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Clever move to upgrade the training facilities. Now they can try to sign Ronaldo again, and show him how ‘on the up’ they really are.

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I was tidying the shed all day, had Goldbridge on for a bit.

He went from predicting a 4/5-1 victory to moaning about how shite they looked.

At one point before the match he actually said, “I don’t want to say we are the next big thing in the Premier League…”

(hint - he totally wanted to say they are the next big thing in the Premier League)

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one of lifes pleasures, a day cleaning the shed with the radio on, getting called in for lunch only, couple of sneaky beers, you might fix something, you might not, kids floating in and out doing some crafternoon activity…so good for the soul

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People like Tony Montana walk amongst us :0)

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Is this a joke…has he not been told of the toxic atmosphere within the players…

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I suppose being on Utd’s bench pays better than being on some other club’s bench.

Manchester United are considering signing free agent Dominic Calvert-Lewin after the former England striker, 28, left Everton at the end of last season. (Caught Offside)

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Rashford picking up right where he left off

https://x.com/thomasclay3/status/1954632969236164810?s=46&t=o3XUPKxiqJH7KZYdWMCtqg

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PSG have excluded Donnarumma from their squad for the UEFA Super Cup. Romano saying the Premier League is his most likely destination.

Think it’ll be a toss-up between Man Utd and Chelsea, most likely the Mancs.

I think it is very unlikely he would go there.