Anyone else read that with a Russian accent?
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I have that kind of season as one of two possible pathways, somewhere 6th-8th for most of the pointy end of the season. The other pathway is full-on crisis, Amorim losing the confidence of the crowd and then the club sometime in early Fall.
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The saving grace is that United have sold fuck all so far. Hopefully that limits them going for a baleba
Canât see Brighton selling Baleba at this stage. If he goes they would likely be stuck in a lower table scrap for most of the season.
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At the end of the day I donât rate him much as a manager and I donât think he is flexible enough, he is also too open when throwing someone under the bus and if a bad spell hit he would probably go for that option rather than taking it on himself like Klopp did.
He really does come across like Brendan Rodgers.
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Apparently they looked like utter crap again in their friendly today.
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As long as thier rising up takes place in thier new intelligent toilet and they continue thier sinking in thier old toilet 
I donât care what anyone thinks.
But, but, butâŚthe new training complex? Isnât that supposed to have given them what they were missing?
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It did. A place that doesnât stink of piss due to intelligent urinals. The only intelligence they possess.
Those urinals are smart though.
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I have it on good authority that they will just be passing the ball into Arsenal next weekend Sunday. Sesko to win the golden boot before half time.
It can tell the difference between 4-4-2 and 4-4-poo.
Although given that they sacked all the cleaners, theyâll still be caked in piss in a couple of months.
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Clever move to upgrade the training facilities. Now they can try to sign Ronaldo again, and show him how âon the upâ they really are.
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I was tidying the shed all day, had Goldbridge on for a bit.
He went from predicting a 4/5-1 victory to moaning about how shite they looked.
At one point before the match he actually said, âI donât want to say we are the next big thing in the Premier LeagueâŚâ
(hint - he totally wanted to say they are the next big thing in the Premier League)
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one of lifes pleasures, a day cleaning the shed with the radio on, getting called in for lunch only, couple of sneaky beers, you might fix something, you might not, kids floating in and out doing some crafternoon activityâŚso good for the soul
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Is this a jokeâŚhas he not been told of the toxic atmosphere within the playersâŚ
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I suppose being on Utdâs bench pays better than being on some other clubâs bench.
Manchester United are considering signing free agent Dominic Calvert-Lewin after the former England striker, 28, left Everton at the end of last season. (Caught Offside)
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