The Man Utd thread (3)

The best part of this was the anecdote that revealed his latent childhood trauma re Mr Goldbridge Sr not buying him a Nintendo 64.

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:thinking:

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Mainoo does remind me a bit of Zidane though, I must say.

Sadly for United, it’s Enzo…

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I thought you were going to say Biscan :rofl:

He’s not that good!

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Has anyone with the tag “the new zidane” ever been good, wasn’t Bruno Cheryou the new Zidane.

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@Zinedine Biscan was top quality, better than Mainoo at any rate… :rofl:

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Embracing one’s inner Kenobi is allowed in this context.

I love the internet sometimes.

From the comments…

Yes, fifth from bottom is very doable.

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It’s questionable whether they turned up at all

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Considering that moment in the film was as bad ascan average United performance I’ll allow it.

It is a bit cringe though

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:person_shrugging:

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Fortunately for every other team they have attackers who can actually hit the target.

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Well they’ve successfully secured 15th spot in the table.

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So it turns out that Sesko needed more than 30 minutes to cut through the Arsenal defence like butter, armed by the keen insights provided by Amorim to bang in a hat trick.

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🚨 Amorim: “Today we proved that we can beat EVERY team in the Premier League!” 😤


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Dominick Gisore

I think therapy sessions should be organized for man united fans after every game😂

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MI Sheck

Is this one normal 😄😄

Coz Arsenal were just training to see if they can win the league

Presido Saminho

CHELSEA got a point

ARSENAL got 3 point

LIVERPOOL won 3 point

MAN CITY got 3 point

All point na point

MAN UNITED also proved a point

🚩They proved a point that someone can end the season and start the season in the same position

Haha, losing the game is proof the they can beat everybody?
I failed to get to uni but that proved that I can obtain a PHD?
Great logic. :rofl:

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I know players get randomly tested for drug use, maybe managers should start being tested as well.

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He is completely off his rockers.

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