The Man Utd thread (3)

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I needed a pick me up.

Some unknown scallywag keeps deleting all my hilarious posts and it’s making me sad.

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Do you think any time Rio asks his kids to do something they remember this moment and reply, Piss off, wanker…??

I reckon it’s a 50/50 chance.

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The best part of this was the anecdote that revealed his latent childhood trauma re Mr Goldbridge Sr not buying him a Nintendo 64.

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:thinking:

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Mainoo does remind me a bit of Zidane though, I must say.

Sadly for United, it’s Enzo…

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I thought you were going to say Biscan :rofl:

He’s not that good!

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Has anyone with the tag “the new zidane” ever been good, wasn’t Bruno Cheryou the new Zidane.

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@Zinedine Biscan was top quality, better than Mainoo at any rate… :rofl:

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Embracing one’s inner Kenobi is allowed in this context.

I love the internet sometimes.

From the comments…

Yes, fifth from bottom is very doable.

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It’s questionable whether they turned up at all

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Considering that moment in the film was as bad ascan average United performance I’ll allow it.

It is a bit cringe though

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:person_shrugging:

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Fortunately for every other team they have attackers who can actually hit the target.

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Well they’ve successfully secured 15th spot in the table.

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So it turns out that Sesko needed more than 30 minutes to cut through the Arsenal defence like butter, armed by the keen insights provided by Amorim to bang in a hat trick.

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