
I needed a pick me up.
Some unknown scallywag keeps deleting all my hilarious posts and it’s making me sad.
Do you think any time Rio asks his kids to do something they remember this moment and reply, Piss off, wanker…??
I reckon it’s a 50/50 chance.
The best part of this was the anecdote that revealed his latent childhood trauma re Mr Goldbridge Sr not buying him a Nintendo 64.
Mainoo does remind me a bit of Zidane though, I must say.
Sadly for United, it’s Enzo…
I thought you were going to say Biscan ![]()
He’s not that good!
Has anyone with the tag “the new zidane” ever been good, wasn’t Bruno Cheryou the new Zidane.
@Zinedine Biscan was top quality, better than Mainoo at any rate… ![]()

Embracing one’s inner Kenobi is allowed in this context.

Considering that moment in the film was as bad ascan average United performance I’ll allow it.
It is a bit cringe though
Fortunately for every other team they have attackers who can actually hit the target.
Well they’ve successfully secured 15th spot in the table.
So it turns out that Sesko needed more than 30 minutes to cut through the Arsenal defence like butter, armed by the keen insights provided by Amorim to bang in a hat trick.



