It’s questionable whether they turned up at all
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Considering that moment in the film was as bad ascan average United performance I’ll allow it.
It is a bit cringe though
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Fortunately for every other team they have attackers who can actually hit the target.
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Well they’ve successfully secured 15th spot in the table.
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So it turns out that Sesko needed more than 30 minutes to cut through the Arsenal defence like butter, armed by the keen insights provided by Amorim to bang in a hat trick.
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Amorim: “Today we proved that we can beat EVERY team in the Premier League!” 
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I think therapy sessions should be organized for man united fans after every game
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Is this one normal 
Coz Arsenal were just training to see if they can win the league
CHELSEA got a point
ARSENAL got 3 point
LIVERPOOL won 3 point
MAN CITY got 3 point
All point na point
MAN UNITED also proved a point
They proved a point that someone can end the season and start the season in the same position
Haha, losing the game is proof the they can beat everybody?
I failed to get to uni but that proved that I can obtain a PHD?
Great logic. 
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I know players get randomly tested for drug use, maybe managers should start being tested as well.
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He is completely off his rockers.
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Did anyone actually hear enough of it to have any sense of what he was trying to say? Pretty damned odd thing to say after a 1-0 loss at home where the opponent was mostly playing to keep their lead.
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I think its just one of those things where managers all think they have to be philosophers now. No one would have taken issue had he said he was disappointed with the result but he saw enough to be confident that they are going to be much improved and competitive this year. That’s way too milquetoast for these modern guys though so he just over egged it.
That’s my read at least.
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You can read the full thing if you’d like but there’s not enough disinfectant on the planet for me to click on the link: Every word from Ruben Amorim's press conference after Man Utd 0 Arsenal 1 on 17 August 2025 | Manchester United
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I havent, but I’m wondering if their press advisor is a bit of a comic genius. I also presume its the same person that was advising Ten Hag
Considering he now claims the worst Man Utd side is such a great side after he made his own transfers suggests that’s plays the idea.
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He should probably be focused on proving he can get his side to actually beat Fulham. One more ‘moral victory’ like losing to Arsenal at home, and he goes into the home match versus Burnley facing a must-win. Scott Parker channels circa 2017 Dyche for a dreadful draw, and Amorim will have the noose around his throat to enter September, probably with the dreaded ‘vote of confidence from the Board’
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Fulham will be tough to break down and they may have the issues they faced on Sunday as you said it then comes down to Burnley.
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No one would really have expected a win over Arsenal, but their August is comparatively soft. September is a much stiffer proposition with @City, Chelsea, and @Brentford. The pressure could build incredibly quickly.
This guy pledged not to cut his hair until utd won 5 games in a row. He went from Slot to Fellaini
https://x.com/lea_efc/status/1957508904478454160?s=61&t=VxX1vHU3NOwwNhlbyICG-g
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Five games in a row? That hair is going to get a lot longer. Fair play to him for getting to 316 days, shows real commitment.
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Yeah he’s going have to find an option to maybe go down to unbeaten at some point as I can’t see this Man Utd becoming a winning machine any time soon.