The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

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My personal favourite is DeGea

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Is that Bruno riding him?

They all look like Phil Jones to me.

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Bruno doing his usual dive, even in video games.

Link if above doesn’t show: https://streamable.com/9x5usy

Zizzou is the one that scares me. He’s old school in that he is far more player focused that philosophy and so is the right sort of manager to walk into a talented but unbalanced squad and make them the best version of themselves. Additionally, one of this big imbalances is Pogba, and you’d think ZZ is probably the most likely of anyone to find a way to put him to his best use without hurting the team.

I still dont think there is enough talent in this side for them to win the league with ZZ, but he makes them a damn sight better and would be the catalyst to getting the right players in next year to plug those gaps.

You win a CL game like that and you have to celebrate. But it’s what happens in the minutes after the jubilation starts to subside. Utd were fucking shit and the response should have been a sense of relief that they robbed 2 or 3 points from a much superior Villareal side. They treat it like its evidence of the glory days being back. They cannot separate the outcome (late win in Fergie time) from the process (being shit vs spending 90 minutes banging on the door trying to force a winner).

In every image it looks like he’s doing the “sucking cock” gesture.

RIP PRO Evo Football.

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He really doesn’t like him. :rofl:

https://youtu.be/y891vQ6shRQ?t=50

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To mutter the two in the same breath is an insult to VVD.

VVD has bad games, Maguire has bad seasons.

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Townsend did the Ronaldo celebration, you love to see it. :joy:

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bless you Rafa

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And bad holidays

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…and bad managers…! :0)

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To be fair VVD had a bad one with Holland… the last guy.

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Another Ole milestone.

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And their next league match at home is us…

Unluckeeeeeeeeee…

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Apparently Ole said somewhere that Everton wasn’t a must win game.

lol

I get the point, but this bloke is so far out of his depth it ain’t funny.

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Oh yes it is.

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