The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

Warning noted. I’d have never have guessed that United would use porn site tactics. Very clever.

H = Hooch?

Think dirtier. Requiring a needle…

Story goes Sid once used water from the filthiest club dunny you have ever seen to shoot up.

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A literal shithouse.

surprise shock GIF

Fuck I’m so innocent

They could do with her at CB, looks to be more mobile than Maguire.

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Head’s too small to replace him though

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What did I just see! Is that the Anabelle sequel?

They’ll be drafting their post-match twitter apologies right about now.

If they set up against ManC like they did against Spurs, they can definitely win.

If they set up like they did against us, they’ll get torn apart.

Looks like three centre halves and two wing backs again, with two up top. Very similar to the formation against Spurs but using slightly different personnel.

Anyway, I’m off to disinfect my phone now.

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Lindelof , Bailly and Maguire are gonna be run fucking ragged by City.

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And Victor is proppy.

First half sub, you heard it here first.

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Against everything I’ve ever stood for I’ll be fully supporting something called Manchester Untied today. It feels wrong on every imaginable level, but it is the lesser of two most egregious evils.
I hope the game is a dull stalemate culminating in a last minute own goal off Grealish’s arse followed by a mass brawl in which all the players, subs, trainng staff, physios and ball boys are sent off. Both clubs are subsequently docked 20 points each. That would be the ideal scenario.

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This works for me.

I will also laugh my arse off if they get poleaxed, only because I know they aren’t gonna punt Ole.

0-0 defensive masterclass by Ole.

Grealish misses out, not been great since he joined them.

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To counter, they have seven defensive players on the pitch.

ManU has had success against City in the past playing counter-attacking football.

Chelsea tried the same thing but United are much more deadly on the break.

Don’t be surprised if City have 77% of the possession and lose 2-0.

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The hundred million pound player that hasn’t been great.

lol

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If Utd win today, they’ll extend Ole’s recent extension.

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