The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

Glad to be of service

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I’d love to see Simeone at United. They’re the perfect pair of cunts.

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That’s like wishing that your cheating ex gets cancer.

personally I think Ronaldo should get the gig. One of their own etc etc. You just know that it would have a Hoddleesque (two “e’s” or one?) type failure written all over it.

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Have I gone too far?! :rofl:

Hilarious headline, but true…

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Is there still support for him at the Caf?

Very few and far between.

I think they are scared to show themselves at the moment :rofl:

Loads of support on here for him though!

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I suspect the club are working on his successor and he may stay in place until that person is available - similar to how Brendan was kept on here even once it appeared his position was untenable.

Giggs?

I think SBYM needs to be braver and more vocal

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If it gets him away from the Wales job, then yes, please.
I doubt they’d consider him with his court hearing looming, though. I think that’s December.

Is there a PL limit on the amount of abusers you have in you team? Just asking for general knowledge obviously because nothings been proven.

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Slab-head (HM)
Dick-head (CR)
are there others?

p.s. allegedly…

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There’s also the curious case of Ole’s protection of Babacar Sarr.

https://thefootballdugout.com/2020/02/18/how-ole-gunnar-solskjaer-protected-a-rapist/

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Big shoutouts for the twitter handle “HaroldCunt”…

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Arsenal’s win today sees United back in their rightful position in the league.

Sixth.

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If anyone predicted this after 5 games they are liars. I would prefer 7th as I am interested to see how Ron performs in the ECL.

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